theSkwirl
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Oct 21 @ 11:32AM
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I got nothin quite that good.. but I used to work at "the People Mover" and this one elderly lady who dispatched for us used to get tang tongueled.. and one day she said.. Good Morning Peep Removal! It stuck.. we all started calling it that..
I worked for a blind lady when I was a kid.. she had an answering service.. one day one of her customers was complaining about leg pain.. and Frances says.. well..Up your mattress..
No no .. Up YOUR mattress! That was a running joke for a long time too.
Harry Balz... I'd kill my momma.
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keepinganeyeout
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Oct 21 @ 11:37AM
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 I would love to have been there !
Did anyone ask who put the Harry Balz all over that spa?
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dmbchick420
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Oct 21 @ 11:55AM
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lol....harry balls....err balz...poor guy
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soft_touch938
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Oct 21 @ 12:04PM
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Well it seems inconceivable that there was a time when NO bad language was heard in public places so remember...this was THEN. I carhopped at a place called Happy Humpty (really!) and you took orders over the outside speaker stations.
We had a sandwich called Ham Dandy and we were required to read back the customers order and when I got to that one it came out Damn Handy...when I let the key up to get their confirmation that the order was correct I could hear nothing but laughter.....
Totally tame by today's standards but back then it stood out like a sore thumb.
Oh well..........guess ya just had to be there.... 
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funnywhapper
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Oct 21 @ 12:08PM
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that reminds me of the great french author henri balzac. i got a volume of
his works once. he would stay for three or four months, wide awake on
the blackest coffee in the world, writing all night, all day, chasing women
and writing about all of them and his real life adventures, and call it fiction,
to confuse the enemy. they say he was a manic-depressive, but no
he was really just addicted to coffee. maybe you were a koffee anan fan? former
general secretary of the united nations. didn't he handle all our world crises
very well? why the world is a much better place today, thanks to koffee anan.
he founded starbucks. the ten dollar cup of coffee, not the ten cent one at sambos
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Dan360
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Oct 21 @ 12:53PM
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Glad he didn't buy a pool table and lounge chairs packed in Phu King boxes... 
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xquseme
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Oct 21 @ 1:00PM
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Um, ever try walking with 16 balls between your legs??? 
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hot4you120
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Oct 21 @ 2:08PM
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harry balz omg thats my uncle he married my aunt ivana pusea she kept her maiden name though ivana pusea balz
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StraddleMyNose
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Oct 21 @ 5:43PM
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I would love to have been there
Me too!
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baldbychoice2kx
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Oct 21 @ 6:59PM
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I get to tell people, on a daily basis, to look for the FN key on their laptops.
"Yes ma'am, press the f'n key."
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