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Herman and the Army

posted 10/21/2008 3:42:53 AM |
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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

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Oct 21 @ 3:56AM  
i didn't get the joke. why would they be looking for him for 51 years
after they issued him a jock strap? did he desert? they oughta
go back to the draft. with no college deferments or medical deferements.
no deferments for anything. bring back the universal military training
act of 1947. just reinstitute it. world militaries unite, defend earth, and
the milky way galaxy. buzz lightyear of starfleet command. it wasn't
in my era, but i saw it a few times on tv. its an animated cartoon show. lol

Oct 21 @ 6:29AM  
Very cute. AWOL to protect his balls. he's probably living in Canada with a dozen kids.

Oct 21 @ 8:50AM  
Oldie but goodie....I still love that one....Makes me giggle every time!

Oct 21 @ 9:54AM  
Very cute. AWOL to protect his balls. he's probably living in Canada with a dozen kids.
he never left dude.... he's still here living in the appalachin mountains and growing weed on his christmas tree farm
Good one there Stradd

Oct 21 @ 3:31PM  


Oct 22 @ 12:17PM  
i missed this, funny

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