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posted 10/21/2008 1:44:13 AM |
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  borty293

Sometimes my pet worms pop up and sing show tunes.

I make them little costumes. I have made little kilts when they sing songs from Brigadoon or Nun's costumes for songs from the Sound of MusIc.

When they do their imitation of AC/DC ....I have them wear tiny school boy shorts.

I shine my flashlight on them ...it looks just like a spotlight.

I got married last week and I'm already sick of it. I thought it would be like what you see on TV or the Movies. I've never been so bored in all my life. I may run away or get an annulment.

I see that Keepinganeyeout has been kissing the newbies. whats up with that..

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Ewe_Wish

Oct 21 @ 1:59AM  
I got married last week and I'm already sick of it. I thought it would be like what you see on TV or the Movies. I've never been so bored in all my life. I may run away or get an annulment.
So thats where you went when I let you out of the closet.......... You should have said something...........We could have had a party for ya? Tell me was it SmellyPussy you married?

I see that Keepinganeyeout has been kissing the newbies.
I didnt mind so much when he flirted a little...........but damn now he is sending kisses to the new men on the site............do you think I should be worried?
StraddleMyNose

Oct 21 @ 2:04AM  
I got married last week and I'm already sick of it.

Are you fucking serious? I mean, i never know when you're telling the truth or just bullshitting people anymore.

If you did then CONGRATS, my friend!
borty293

Oct 21 @ 2:24AM  
Yes ...I did marry Smelly Pussy ...she promised me she would use that femamine hygene spray ...not sure which is worse....needless to say ...I vomited quite violently on her tummy again and she hasn't spoken to me since.
StraddleMyNose

Oct 21 @ 2:31AM  
Cute!
funnywhapper

Oct 21 @ 2:57AM  
well, have ten or so wild sex parties a week then. it oughta spice up
your marriage. this is a swingers site ain't it. what's marriage for?
so you can both commit adultery. and make it nice and spicy hot.
issue guns as party favors, like in the movie, house on haunted hill,
starring vincent price. a real halloween hit.
Sunshine79

Oct 21 @ 8:48AM  
I make costumes for my lizards...Maybe they should do a concert together?
theSkwirl

Oct 21 @ 8:51AM  
Ohhh.. now I'm crushed... I thought you were marrying meeeeeeeee! Say it ain't so Bort.. say it ain't so!

heh.. I wanna dress your *worm*


whaaaaaaat?

I'd vote for ya.. honest I would.
keepinganeyeout

Oct 21 @ 9:59AM  
I see that Keepinganeyeout has been kissing the newbies. whats up with that..
I'm just showin some love Borty you know sharing the wealth
oh...and before i forgets my friend
Lisa46

Oct 21 @ 10:35AM  
Ewe quit kissin Borty there eyeout I seen ya!!! and skwirl I'll help ya dress his worm
keepinganeyeout

Oct 21 @ 11:01AM  
Ewe quit kissin Borty there eyeout
I thought he wanted one too
theSkwirl

Oct 21 @ 11:21AM  
Cool Lisa lady.. let's make it a cute lil yellow slicker and a hat and some galoshes for his pals.

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