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Ever Seen A Neon Yellow SQUID??

posted 10/20/2008 9:02:47 PM |
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I have and he's hangin' right above my damn head!!!
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I bought my daughter this cool new hand soap. When you push your hand on the top of the pump it "inks" your hand and basically makes you wash your hands for the recommended 15-20 seconds.

1st mistake: She "inked" herself about 9 times. What did we then figure out?? No wonder it was on clearance! She washed her hands for nearly an hour and the ink a bright neon orange I might add!!!

2nd mistake: It came with a rubber squid that she took into the bath with her. Well, when I was taking my bath, she threw it up and guess what. It's stuck. No, we can't reach it....I have vaulted ceilings, not even a broom can reach it. I threw stuff at it and it appeared to be getting more stuck than before. So, I gave up.

Now.....My dog is going nuts, he doesn't know WTF it is and he wants it. And I know exactly what's going to happen.....

I'm gonna be sittin' here, late into the nite, lights off doin' my thing on AMD and the fucker is gonna decide to fall off and I bet it's gonna fall right on me and scare the shit outta me....Watch.....I know it.....I'm gonna forget it's there and be scared shitless when it

Stupid yellow squid!!!

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Oct 20 @ 9:06PM  
I'll chuckle now and then hold your hand while you calm down later k?

Oct 20 @ 9:31PM  
That is funny. It would make a great Xmas gift for somebody that you can't stand!

Oct 20 @ 9:46PM  
Thats wild

Oct 20 @ 9:48PM  
my yellow squid says hello to yours.

Oct 20 @ 10:11PM  
quick - start cammin'
I wanna watch
and while we're at it
got any new pics to share?

Oct 20 @ 10:18PM  

I can almost hear the scream when that things falls.

Oct 20 @ 11:04PM  
I'll have to pass on getting on. lol

Oct 20 @ 11:05PM  
getting on

should read "getting one"lol

Oct 20 @ 11:08PM  
i like calamari

Oct 20 @ 11:55PM  
somehow I can;t picture anybody but you getting attacked by a yellow squid. Good luck. Wear a hat.

Oct 21 @ 6:24AM  
Sunny, I'm sorry about your dilemma, but it's fuckin' HILARIOUS!

Where'd you get the soap? I think my niece and nephew would love it. My sister, not so much.

And yet I wonder why I'm only invited to visit on major holidays.....

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Ever Seen A Neon Yellow SQUID??