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posted 10/19/2008 1:57:21 AM |
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  cottoncandydragon

A little boy and his parents are at the circus. The father goes to get some
> popcorn just when the elephant show starts. The little boy points and asks
> his mother "Mommy, what's that?"
>
> To which his mother replies. "That's an elephant."
>
> The boy says "I know that. I mean that."
>
> And the mother says "That's his trunk."
>
> And the boy again says "I know that, I mean that."
>
> The mother looks again to where he is pointing and says "That's its
> tail."
>
> But the boy is not happy with that answer either. He points again and
> says "No Mommy, that."
>
> The mother looks again and understands. "Oh that, that's
> nothing."
>
> A few moments pass and the father returns with the popcorn and the mother
> runs off to the restroom. The little boy points and asks his father
> "Daddy,
> what's that?"
>
> To which his father replies. "That's an elephant."
>
> The boy says "I know that. I mean that."
>
> And his father says "That's his trunk."
>
> And the boy again says "I know that, I mean that."
>
> The father says "That's its tail."
>
> The boy points one last time and says "No Daddy, that."
>
> His father looks to his son and says "That's it's penis."
>
> To which the boy says "Mommy says it's nothing."
>
> The father leans back in his seat and sighs a bit and says
> "I've spoiled that woman."
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Dan360

Oct 19 @ 2:12AM  
Cute
blondie_779

Oct 19 @ 11:28AM  

Thanks for the smile I needed that today.

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Oct 19 @ 11:52AM  
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 19 @ 11:55AM  

Now that's funny.
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Oct 24 @ 6:55PM  
That puts a twist on things

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