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Go to Urbandictionary. com and type in your answer then write the first definition it gives you.




1) Your Name?


1-A sheila is a worshiping word for a beatiful mysterious woman that one of your mates knows on a first name basis, but you have never met.

2- a possessive term used for ones girl, lover, or CSP
First Kiwi bloke: geeez mate...that sheila of yours...she is a beauty

Kiwi Bloke: ...stay away from my sheila cuz...

Aussie Bloke: as if I would fuck a sheep...bloody sheep shagger


2) Your Age?

.45 Caliber cartridge. Sometimes used to refer to the firearms that fire such cartridges.
11.4mm in diameter, the average .45 caliber bullet weighs half an ounce.
Though there are many arcane .45 caliber cartridges, the two most common are the .45ACP (automatic Colt Pistol) and the .45 Colt, which is an obsolete but popular round. The .45 Colt round is longer than the .45ACP round, and was designed by Colt to fit their Single Action revolver, which the US Army used during the last decades of the nineteenth century. The .45ACP round was designed to be used in the 1911 pistol, by John Moses Browning. The gun was adopted by the US Army a few years after its creation, and was used by the United States until it was replaced by the Beretta M9 (Military designation for the Beretta 92) during the 1980s. Because it was used during both World Wars, Korea and Vietnam, hundreds of thousands of 1911s were produced. The Colt 1911 is often referred to as a “Colt .45” or “Government .45.” The pitfalls of the .45ACP cartridge are the large size of the bullet, heavy recoil and poor ballistics. Because the bullet is nearly 2.5 millimeters greater in diameter than the 9mm cartridge, far fewer can fit in a gun’s magazine, and the gun must be larger in order to accommodate the bullet. The heavy felt recoil is also a problem, because rapid or continued fire is difficult to maintain on target. The ballistics of the .45 caliber cartridge are also disappointing, the round travels nearly 200 feet per second slower than a 9x19 (9mm) cartridge. The 1911 pistol is still popular, despite being nearly 100 years old in design. The firearm’s single action mechanism and low magazine capacity have been overcome by some firearm manufacturers, most notably Para-Ordinance, whose LDA trigger systems are amazing, and whose high magazine capacity frames have revitalized the 1911 pistol.
If I don't get ya money yo 'gone catch a foty-five!


3) One of your Friends?


A very attractive kind of the female gender who has a sultry gaze and a great figure. Lisas are usually attracted to common types of carbohydrates and will devour them vigorously if let loose without caution. Extremely attractive.
Whoa! Look at that Lisa passing by!


4) Favorite Color?


1. An optical illusion that appears after a rain-storm with 7 indigionous colours.
2. A term used within the gay community to acknowledge acceptance amongst it's members.
1. A beautiful rainbow was over Grandmom's house after the showers ended.
2. Todd and James found the rainbow sticker on the door and knew it was gay-friendly.


5) Birthplace?


A place where medical facilities exist, that caters fro the wounded. Staffed by doctors and nurses, as well as specialist doctors.
Do you like hospital food?

6) Month of your birthday?

1. The sixth month.

2. In Japan, an early publication featuring male/male stories in the tanbi style. People used to refer to the category of male/male relationships targeted at the female audience as June, but since that was a trade name for a magazine, that meaning of the term has fallen into disuse. The category has evolved and changed so much and the types of stories so varied that the entire category is now called BL by the industry and most fans. In some places, including Comiket, original stories are still called 'sousaku (original) June'.
1. My birthday is in June.

2. June is a thing of the past...



7) Name of last person you talked to?

The lady-killer you want to hate but can't 'cause he's a great guy. Short for filthy Gerald
Simon: Crap, did Jojo just make out with Lisa last night at homecoming?
Kathy: Hell yeah and he was lookin' good doing it. I heard he bought free drinks for the whole school afterwards.
Simon: I would so hate that guy if he didn't always hook me up with free Blackhawks tickets.
Kathy: I really want to give him a vamp job.
Simon: Man what a gerald.



8) What did you last eat?


The best drink ever.
Like heated chocolate milk, but with more love.
I drank cocoa once. It made my life better.



9) Your nickname?


Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation
"I bet your not Sam...like me"

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mrknowuwell

Oct 18 @ 10:58AM  
sheep shaggar??? really now............
Sunshine79

Oct 18 @ 11:03AM  
1. Megan
A girl that is very stubborn but at the same time can be the greatest friend on the planet. She loves pizza and is absolutley gorgeous. She is loved by everybody and is fucking hilarious!

2.1. 29
The age at which most women stop aging (or so they say!).


3. christy
a cool, smart, fair, kind, often sexy, boss
Being at work was something to look forward to working for a christy

4. purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!

5. XXXXX
small city of approx 75,000........ predominantly white with a significant hispanic population (mailny from Ecuador, Brazil, Puerto Rico, the Dominican Republic and Mexico), a solid black population (yes theres black people for those of u from Hartford and new haven) and a small yet growing community of asians. home of immigrants (both legal and illegal), fake gangster clowns, hoodrat bitches, and rich kids who vandalize public property and do drugs with complicated names. Popular place for people running away from NYC and one of the few places ive been to where public housing is in the middle of the boonies. Drugs are sold, but the dealers are ass backwards about how they sell them. Most go to jail for selling a nickelbag of weed to a DT. One of the few places where u can sell drugs, get caught, snitch on your crew and not get shot afterwards. Not dangerous enough to be "hood" (the worst that can happen is being jumped by 20 different sissies swearing they hardrocks) but rich brats from Ridgefield and New Fairfield seem to think its a war zone for some odd reason.
im from xxxxx, home of the original fake gangsters............


6. August
The eigth month of the year characterized by cookouts and swimming!
I love August, it has to be the best moth of the year!


7. LMAO....same as # 3

8. candy corn
Supposeably a "candy". Its colored in patterns of white, orange, and black, and it looks identical to those door-stopping wedges. Although the candy has been served for.... fuck, I don't know, decades? Still its also known as one of the most horribly tasting, and ignored treats, of all time!

9. sunshine
A cute affectionate word use to show enderment toward a significant other. If you are someones sunshine it means, you make their world brighter!!


















clickedanad2

Oct 18 @ 11:16AM  
click
the pussy of a woman
he suckin on my click

guess I'm a pussy
wanna lick ? ? ?

Ewe_Wish

Oct 18 @ 11:17AM  
1. Dayna Used too describe something very cool. commonly used to describe a cool person rather then activity. (Yep thats me...........and it was better than the other two descriptions.......... )

2. 46 A ho. Pronounced "four six", not "forty six," and is derived from the letters H and O on a telephone touch pad. H is on 4, O is on 6. ( )

3. Ynot...Ynot isn't defined yet. ( No truer words have ever been spoken... )

4. Green yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it ( )

5. Minnesota...1.the Hockey State
2.Land of 10,000 lakes
3.God's little Weather Experiment
4. The Supirior State (Lake Supirior Also Wisconsin and Michegan)
5. the Bane of the Packer fans exisitance
1. ever hear of the Miracle on Ice. Damn right
2. actually its more like 20,0000 or something...
3. what do you mean its snowing in March??
4 welcome to the Farthest west Supririor State
5 Me:(carrying a Crow bar) Hi i'm from Minnesota
Packer Fan:(whimpering) DONT HURT ME!
(these are cute but whoever came up with them couldnt spell for shit....... )

6. December The month in which the hottest women are born ( oh hell yea )

7.Steph another word for something so incredily beautiful it makes ur heart skip a beat.

8. Chocolate Cake An orgasm, ala the Matrix Reloaded. ( oh yea it was that good too.... )

9. Ewe...1. Usually placid and docile, the female of the sheep.
2. Plan B for herders in the deep bush, Kiwis, Scots, et alia.(baaaaaaaad joke )


Wordsofwit

Oct 18 @ 11:20AM  
1. Bruce
Bruce is slang for Marijuana (weed). It is a shorter version of "Bruce Banner" which is used as slang for the drug since it is the name of The Incredible Hulk who is big and green.

2. Bruce
(v). to be cool, sweet, or chill.

There may be a few people that disagree with number two, but then again they voted for George W. Bush, twice.
Sunshine79

Oct 18 @ 11:25AM  
2. Bruce
(v). to be cool, sweet, or chill.

I like that!!!
keepinganeyeout

Oct 18 @ 11:53AM  
1.Dallas- The second largest city in Texas, and 9th largest in the Nation
2. age-The Almighty Answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything. It was calculated by the computer Deep Thought for seven million years and when asked to build a better computer to discover the Question to the Life, the Universe, and Everything, it built the Earth. Before the Earth could tell the Question however, it was destroyed by the Vogons to make room for an interstellar highway bypass. For more information, see The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
3.terry- cool dude from waynes world who loves everyone
4.Grey- A type of extra terrestrial being (alien). Usually the most common amongst alleged abductees. Also the type most commonly connoted with the Rosswell, New Mexico crash site.
5.Salisbury- a hovel in the northern suburbs. its the south aussie equivalent of a ghetto. ugh. ( pretty much )
6.birth month- cool; sexy; hot
7.xxx- A female who enjoys masterbating. so true
8 Corndog-.A hotdog on a stick covered in cornmeal.
"That damn hobo stole my corndog!"
9.nickname- Burt when you burp and fart at the same time it feels funny but its hilarious
Dude i gotta burt!
very nice job skwirly girl




MUDSHARK450

Oct 18 @ 12:50PM  
1. Someone (usually a guy) that is so utterly fantastic and so close to perfection, inside and out, that he can be compared to no one else besides the fabulous Edward Cullen from Twilight.
Look at that boy, he's so Edward! Get a look at those cheekbones, and those eyes!

2. a vampire, a man who is dead on perfection, his skin glows from radiance. Someone who is terrifying but you always want to see him more. He's perfect in everyway.

3. An unfortunate hairstyle that, until close inspection, closely resembles a toupée. Look at that edward, do you think that's his real hair, or is it a wig?

4. a person with usually with long hair
plays halo and is pretty gopod at it
but when it comes to girls
he sucks assholes
he also like to shove shit shit up
his ass hole
like my 2 fingers
damn dude my ass hole hurts
damn you pulled an edward

Should have stopped at one
Looking4ever

Oct 18 @ 1:10PM  
1. Divine or beautiful. Hey, who am I to argue?
2. .44 Magnum firearm. My 44 make sure all yo' kids don't grow!
3. Justin: Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful. Aw, he'd like that.
4. Pink: slang reference to the vagina im gonna get me some pink I'm more of a giving than getting kind of gal.
5. Topeka: A word from the Kansa Native American word meaning: A good place to dig for roots. Commonly confused as a good place to grow potatoes.
6. February: Love Sucks Month. Damn I hate February. Otherwise known as Single Awareness Month!
7. David: A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB. Again, who am I to argue?
8. Eggs: White on the outside, yellow on the inside. A whiter person who wants to be asian. Um, okay.
9. synonym for police, detectives, f.b.i., a.t.f., d.e.a., i.r.s., i.n.s., e.p.a, d.o.e, d.o.i, n.s.a., f.s.a, n.s.c., d.o.j., c.i.d., o.s.i., u.s.m., f.p.s., b.i.a, i.a.l.e., u.s.c., u.c.g., u.m.p. u.s.d.a. and another law organization which holds authority. it was popularly used among hippies in the 60's and 70's.
MUDSHARK450

Oct 18 @ 1:28PM  
. 53 a number that haunts the town of aledo texas and has become a part of everyday life for aledoians. Some say the number is extremely unlucky
the girls basketball team lost 53 to 60!!! OMG!

2. 53 the number of the black crayon in a crayola box. in wich refers to the "black man" as a dehuminizing word for peop of african decent. commenly used by caucasians or law enforcement.

Common term for an "african American." Has been a southern tradition for many years.

"Hey you 53, get over here!" exclaimed the officer. "I'm in Sagaponack Bitch."

Sagaponack bitch: You could use this slang in any altercation with your significant other. It simply states "Leave me the fuck alone."

3. 53 This variation of the 69 happens when a girl goes down on a guy and he sticks his pinkies up her nostrils.
I surprised dat bitch with the ol' 53 last night.

4. 53 gettin' some all the time
i just got it last night and the night before



sugarnspice005

Oct 18 @ 9:35PM  
1. Dawn

An irresistible beautiful girl who can make her very special sexy friend hard and horny and is proud of it.




2. 43

A number used by the Lucky clothing company (among others) which stands for "Fuck You" or "Fuck Off", since "fuck" has 4 letters and "you"/"off" have 3 letters.




3. christy

a cool, smart, fair, kind, often sexy, boss

I've gotta show my friend Christy that one!!!

4. purple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.


5. Saginaw

A town in Saginaw, Michigan, that while it has many problems, is not a horrible place to grow up. It can get kinda boring, and it's best to stay out of the East side at night ;) but you're safe if you use common sense.
If not, well, you're on your own then.
I grew up in Saginaw.

-Is it nice?

Eh, not really, but I didn't get shot.

- ...Oh.

That is so true it's scary!

6. september

a month were girls are more likely to give blowjobs.
during september girls will likely come to your house just to give u head
jessica: 'jake im coming over to give u a blowjob ok?'
jake: 'oh ya its september i almost forgot!'




7. Brenda

A very nice person, with a beautiful face, and a special heart
Look, her name is probably Brenda.

8. Lasagna

One of Garfield's favorite foods to eat.
Garfield always eats lasagna before it can cool

Yay for Garfield!!!

9. sugar

/noun/
1. another word for "kiss"

2. an expression of love
"Gimme some sugar, bay-bee!" Mmmm-maH!




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