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What Did She Say???

posted 10/17/2008 7:53:18 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Here's a strange essay from 23 year old girl.....

headline
on my knees but not to pray ;-)

About myself
i feel myself greatly disposed to satisfy you, were my Excellency to wish it...

The person I would like to meet
...There is no end to it,' she thought, 'the ways of being humiliated.'

About my work
I prefer sex.

My idea of a great date
spelunking

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What is your academic background?
i'm a paleobiologist with a focus on anthozoans

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
diving the coasts of brazil to study coral
and then sex on the beaches with brazilian hotties.

What do you find attractive in people?
a brain and a nice set of tits.

What do others do that irritate you?
speak.

What do you think is your best quality?
my sexy philtrum.


Ummmm....now we have a set of tits?? I thought it was a pair??

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MUDSHARK450

Oct 17 @ 7:59PM  
what's a philtrum?
shellbell38

Oct 17 @ 8:00PM  
damn. wonder how many come with a set.
clickedanad2

Oct 17 @ 8:10PM  
Anatomy. the vertical groove on the surface of the upper lip, below the septum of the nose.
or
the little groove that runs from the edge of your nose to the top of your lip
lunanegra

Oct 17 @ 8:12PM  
She finds grooves in the upper lip sexy? She sounds like science-geek....that's hot.
ace28150

Oct 17 @ 8:17PM  
hey, wzup,and im brandon, 24,shelby,nc very interested in u, my number is 704 313 3016,later
StraddleMyNose

online now!
Oct 17 @ 8:23PM  
very interested in u, my number is 704 313 3016,later

Hey everyone, lets call him...
MUDSHARK450

Oct 17 @ 8:36PM  
the little groove that runs from the edge of your nose to the top of your lip

O.K. Smarty pants what makes a Philtum sexy?

Hi babe nice Philtrum
lunanegra

Oct 17 @ 8:44PM  
hey, wzup,and im brandon, 24,shelby,nc very interested in u, my number is 704 313 3016,later

Um,we cannot be held responsible for the onslaught of prank calls you may receive...you've been warned. Dumbass.
funnywhapper

Oct 17 @ 8:49PM  
porn more prevalent than ever before. and look who's talking.
the voyeurs and the exhibitionists. jury of your peers.
sex fiends judging each other for being sex fiends.
lololol. dope lords have kidnapped a number of people
around the san diego area. its not reallly a great
friday night to be out. i imagine much the same
in other state's too. organized crime will stop
at nothing. what a drag. queen i lien was by to see me.
god likes blow jobs too. kneel and blow me. and receive
the holy wafer of wonder. only catholics and christians
are allowed to make those jokes. how well-hung. on the cross.
nuns are married to god himself. just try and top that.
Sunshine79

Oct 17 @ 8:55PM  
hey, wzup,and im brandon, 24,shelby,nc very interested in u, my number is 704 313 3016,later

What Luna said....Dumbass!!! And I'm not erasing it!!!

Hi babe nice Philtrum

I'd slap you if you said that to me....I'd think you just said something rude to me!
MUDSHARK450

Oct 17 @ 9:29PM  
I'd slap you if you said that to me....I'd think you just said something rude to me!
And you would be right and justified. I would never say anything rude to you . I was just being a little facetious about the profile.
ynot7769

Oct 18 @ 6:07AM  
very interested in u, my number is 704 313 3016,later

Hey everyone, lets call him.

how often........and at what time
flavorbuster

Oct 18 @ 9:22AM  
... on her knees not to pray .... admits to knob gobbling a brain & nice set of tits..... admits she also likes women or just big fat men w/boobs.. . .... prefers sex ... really bored w/ her job ...... ADM is not working for her .... the ways of being humiliated...... she is submissive & into S & M .......
dmbchick420

Oct 20 @ 9:28AM  
why would someone post their phone number on here.....madness

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