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Why Men Don't Leave Notes

posted 10/17/2008 1:37:39 PM |

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tagged: funny, men, joke, beer, sunshine

Sunshine79

This is fuckin' funny.....Hope you all enjoy!!

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Note attached to fridge for wife:

Someone from the Gyna Colleges called.

They said the Pabst Beer is normal.

I didn't even know you liked beer.

Cheers to you all on this wonderful Friday!!

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dmbchick420

Oct 17 @ 1:41PM

LMAO....I could totally see my husband doing that

Looking4ever

Oct 17 @ 1:48PM

Now you see why intelligent men turn me on?

Dan360

Oct 17 @ 1:49PM

I don't get it?................

MUDSHARK450

Oct 17 @ 1:56PM

could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain

Courtesy Wizard of Oz

This would be funny if it was not such an indictment of shame on some of us.

funnywhapper

Oct 17 @ 2:27PM

with one sip of the holy wine there went my life, down
the sewer. millions of women flee richest men go love
men in homeless shelters and live with them
there in homeless shelters forever, cause riches suck.
nothing like ripple at 5 am as a wake me up.
out where the dumpster divas sing from
their headquarters all night long. soon
to be made stars. the dumpster divas.

rescueremedy

Oct 17 @ 3:26PM

baldbychoice2kx

Oct 17 @ 3:44PM

I might do this to be funny...

I'm sure that comes as a shock to everyone, huh.

Good one, Sunshine!

maxximuss1967

Oct 17 @ 4:11PM

I believe it was Dr.Felthersnatch he sid I have an ear infucktion! and cunt hear you!

Sunshine79

Oct 17 @ 4:35PM

I believe it was Dr.Felthersnatch he sid I have an ear infucktion! and cunt hear you!

You better finger it out!!!

baldbychoice2kx

Oct 17 @ 5:02PM

Twat tit you say? I cunt hear you. I have an ear infucktion. Ass me again and I'll shit down and finger it out.

ThePurpleProphet

Oct 17 @ 5:16PM

How could he forget to get a number for a return phone all? Duh.

StraddleMyNose

Oct 17 @ 7:03PM

A classic one!

Wordsofwit

Oct 17 @ 9:21PM

Honey,

My dick needs sucking, I need fucking, so I am trucking.

XOXOXO

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