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posted 10/16/2008 11:48:26 PM |
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  Sunshine79

We are in trouble...

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What are we going to do???

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The population of this country is 300 million.



160 million are retired.


That leaves 140 million to do the work.



There are 85 million in school.


Which leaves 55 million to do the work.


Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.



Leaving 15 million to do the work.


2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.



Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.




Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.




At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.



Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.





Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.




That leaves just two people to do the work.




You and me.




And there you are,




Sitting on your ass,




At your computer, reading jokes.




Nice. Real nice.

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ynot7769

Oct 16 @ 11:54PM  
who ME
Sunshine79

Oct 16 @ 11:57PM  
who ME

Ummm....Yeah you!!!
ynot7769

Oct 16 @ 11:58PM  
burdinep

Oct 17 @ 1:09AM  
thats was good thanks for the laugh
funnywhapper

Oct 17 @ 1:39AM  
melissascott.com. gene scott's daughter. well, the holidays are coming.
your mother wants you. all your other relatives do too. halloween kicks
off the american holiday season which lasts until hiroshima's anniversary
and nagasaki's anniversary next august. o'bama just can't relate.
but he knows how to mate. let us cast chicken bones, to see his fate.
i heard not one word about the space program this whole election.
as if it doesn't even exist . their heads are in the sand. not the skies.
let us look up, our redemption draweth nigh. stuck on earth for millenium.
finally we can 'get away' from its pull. papa bush spoke of voodoo economics.
what's next? poo poo economics? no flushing of toilets allowed, or just
once a week, to save on the water bill? chemical toilets? outhouses?
shanty towns? cardboard villages? all boxed in. vast square miles
of tent cities? whole states on the dole? that's the whole pole.
who is to blame? who isnt'? things are looking up though. stock
market went higher. now nobody can afford to buy it again.
price earnings ratios? lippy limbaugh suggests a return to slavery.
the free society, where everything is free. glasnost. perestroika.
ynot7769

Oct 17 @ 5:36AM  
seems to me YOU were sittin at da' puter too
rescueremedy

Oct 17 @ 8:37AM  
I wonder who is really working

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