I'm just venting...so move along if you don't feel like hearing me bitch. It really PISSES me off when someone messages me to tell me what I should and should not put on my profile or write in my essay Some stupid ass newbie telling me what to do:
Why don't you put it in your headline?? If you are looking for ONLY WOMEN, why don't you put that in your Headline?? And also put NO MEN.....that way, they will know right away ya know.... Thanks douchebag....I know it's so hard to read a profile. Apparently now you must put in your headline what you are looking for...you know...for those slow people that can't scroll down to read Please...GO FUCK YOURSELF 
Okay....carry on....
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Wordsofwit

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Oct 16 @ 9:25AM
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About once a month I put this allegory in a comment: AMD is like going to a barbecue. You will have a much better time if you simply accept that the flies are going to be there and ignore them.
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Looking4ever

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Oct 16 @ 9:27AM
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Feel better?
I just love those 'good samaritans', don't you? Why do they bother to waste their time? Freaking idiots abound. I don't know why am still amazed that people like this exist!
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bobbierob

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Oct 16 @ 9:28AM
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Why don't you put it in your headline?? If you are looking for ONLY WOMEN, why don't you put that in your Headline?? And also put NO MEN.....that way, they will know right away ya know....
This is the same guy wouldn't read it if you had it posted verbatim on your profile. He is also the same guy who will be voted most likely to recieve a Darwin Award
Darwin Awards Website
personally, I prefer my profile to read, "We fuck, then you go home"....lol
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Looking4ever

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Oct 16 @ 9:36AM
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"We fuck, then you go home"....
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dmbchick420

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Oct 16 @ 9:42AM
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I wish I could put this on my profile:
Complaint Department: Please take a number
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Looking4ever

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Oct 16 @ 9:47AM
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You can. Add it as one of your photos.
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dmbchick420

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Oct 16 @ 9:48AM
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You can. Add it as one of your photos. AHA!! Good idea!!
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Sunshine79

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Oct 16 @ 10:24AM
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Seriously, instead of our signs, they need to replace that with people's IQ!!
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Ewe_Wish

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Oct 16 @ 11:20AM
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AMD is like going to a barbecue. You will have a much better time if you simply accept that the flies are going to be there and ignore them. More like shit bugs than flies.............................
You have to wonder if the people who write to you to critique your profile is doing really good on this site......I mean really........if they think they are so good at profile writing that they can make changes to yours they must be getting laid everyday....hell 2 or 3 times a day...........so maybe they should critique your profile for ya...........hell maybe they should just write profiles for everyone...........what a fucking idiot
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dmbchick420

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Oct 16 @ 11:34AM
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I thought my profile was pretty clear...and it's not like I'm a jerk about it and it says "NO MEN NO MEN NO MEN. MEN LEAVE ME ALONE" like some of the ones I've seen. He's just another one of those guys that is mad that a woman on here wants a woman instead of a man. He needs to get the hell over it!!!
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themama

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Oct 16 @ 11:39AM
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I get that too on here... My profile tells why I am on here.. And I get men telling me I have no right being on AMD cause I am married... I am making it harder for men/woman to find someone on here...
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dmbchick420

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Oct 16 @ 11:43AM
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get that too on here... My profile tells why I am on here.. And I get men telling me I have no right being on AMD cause I am married... I am making it harder for men/woman to find someone on here... So who died and made these assholes in charge of the profile committee??
I'm married too....what I do is my business...what other people do is their business....if they don't like it, they can fuck off! Plain and simple!!
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themama

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Oct 16 @ 12:15PM
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Yep I'm with you on that... dmb...
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msvoluptuos

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Oct 16 @ 12:52PM
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The sad thing is...when you click on ANY profile
at the top of the page under your pic
it has your age
and below that it says if you are looking for women or men!!!
The dumbass doesn't even have to read your profile!!!!!
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ynot7769

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Oct 16 @ 7:56PM
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ahh.....somethings never change.....and to think i used to BE the complaint department lol
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sugarnspice005

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Oct 16 @ 7:57PM
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Hope you're feeling better after letting that out.
Looks like another moron....like Bruce says, AMD is like going to a barbecue. You will have a much better time if you simply accept that the flies are going to be there and ignore them
Or...just smash em a good one with the fly swatter.
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flavorbuster

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Oct 16 @ 8:46PM
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The womb broom problem child is still bothering you
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mrknowuwell

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Oct 16 @ 11:02PM
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no matter how many times i say it.............I AM ONLY LOOKIN FOR SHEEP........all these goats write me any way
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needsomenow83

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Oct 16 @ 11:52PM
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Seriously, instead of our signs, they need to replace that with people's IQ!! Ah, doth the heavens presume to grant me an equalizer ?
I said the same thing recently, to a bunch of girls (around my age) on the train. I was drawing, and of course, as is with every incident like it. I got dogged out. Check out his ugly-assed beige hat. What's with his stupid-assed moustache. Damn, what an ugly mother-fucker. He looks queer. (I know, I deserve that because I have a penis, and I was getting in their way with all my drawing)
I said this, and walked off the train (what their rebuttal was, was irrelevant)
Where will you be in 5 years with the mentality you all do ? You don't even know me, yet because I don't wear my pants off of my ass, keep my clothes ironed, have a vocabulary beyond shake that ass bitch, you ridicule me as though I'm the source material for humor. But of course, the aimless, muscle-bound,chick-pea-brained,defunct, womanizing, self-worshiping derelict, you'd all be swarming around, to lecherously give yourself to. Fuck me if I ever knew what it is in the air you breath that makes you feel justified in giving me a hard time, because you're head isn't on straight. I must be the opposite of everything you ridicule me for being, because you took this time out of your life you'll never get back, to tell me how much I such. My drawings have more soul than all of you brainless psuedo-women.
......And walked off the train. It was my stop. *sigh*
I guess there's a congruent line somewhere in all of this.
Then again, what do I know ?
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bobbierob

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Oct 17 @ 12:48AM
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"NO MEN NO MEN NO MEN. MEN LEAVE ME ALONE" oh damn dmbchick, I had my hopes up....
lol
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