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10 Things You Might Not Want To Say To Your Girlfriend....

posted 10/15/2008 11:03:19 PM |
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10. Come on, who's gonna find out?

9. I promise you wont choke.

8. Can I get you in the pooper?

7. Trust me, I'm a professional.

6. Well, your sister likes it like that.

5. Wow look at the ass on her!

4. Now why cant your boobs be that big?

3. I gotta poop.

2. Oh you forgot to shave today too?

1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

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Oct 15 @ 11:08PM  
Those are good, but what's wrong with number 10.

Oct 15 @ 11:10PM  
Well PP....what if he asked you to fuck a horse & then said, "Come on, who's gonna find out??"

Oct 15 @ 11:16PM  
10. Everyone you tell

9. Then stop pushing my HEAD!!!!

8. Only if I can get you in the pooper!!!

7. Your only a professional at the Garbage company dumping trash cans

6. If you were with my sister you have the clap and herpes

5. The one with the WIDE LOAD sign?

4. My boobs aren't that big because your too lazy to pay for them

3. Gee I wonder why?

2. I didn't forget I just didn't see any reason to shave

1. That's OK your dick wasn't in any way I was just pretending so you would feel better.

Oct 15 @ 11:37PM  
sadie hawkins day. lil abner lifestyles. the family that makes love
together stays together? some of the families i have been in,
were sorta 'oddities'. they wanted me to make love to the whole
family. my mother in law, her sister, her, now when they said
the dad, i just flat out refused. i think they were ex-mormons or something.
people of the ozarks. lake of the ozarks, missouri. arkansas people.
like the band, 'black oak arkansas'. calipornia is very oakie and arkie.
grapes of wrath by steinbeck. most of them went into hollywood.
in one way or another. crew, cast, financing, etc. agents. artist.
wardrobe. gypsies from all over the world flocked to hollywood.
its always halloween in hollywood. and who do you think you are today?
some do so get into the roles they play, they never come out of them.
bela lugosi, who played dracula, he was buried in his cape. george
burns who played god. he was buried with a 100 dollar bill. it costs
money to get into heaven. in the porno world of blue, its about green.
greenbacks. some of the porno is filmed in progress. some of the
robberies are filmed in progress as they really happen. like the show
'cops'. there is a theory that everything we think, say and do, is
being recorded not only for posterity, but for a future review
by all of us, at the 'end of time'. 'santa claus' is coming to town.

Oct 16 @ 2:14AM  


Oct 16 @ 5:23AM  
5. Wow look at the ass on her!

Yeah, done this one before...

Oct 16 @ 5:52AM  
6. Well, your sister likes it like that.

now this just GOTTA be wronggggg

Oct 16 @ 10:25AM  
Wow look at the ass on her!

Better then..."wow look at the ass on him!" lol

Oct 16 @ 6:40PM  
I've heard #10, #9, and #8

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