ThePurpleProphet
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Oct 15 @ 11:08PM
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Those are good, but what's wrong with number 10.
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Sunshine79
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Oct 15 @ 11:10PM
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Well PP....what if he asked you to fuck a horse & then said, "Come on, who's gonna find out??" 
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missweet
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Oct 15 @ 11:16PM
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10. Everyone you tell
9. Then stop pushing my HEAD!!!!
8. Only if I can get you in the pooper!!!
7. Your only a professional at the Garbage company dumping trash cans
6. If you were with my sister you have the clap and herpes
5. The one with the WIDE LOAD sign?
4. My boobs aren't that big because your too lazy to pay for them
3. Gee I wonder why? 
2. I didn't forget I just didn't see any reason to shave
1. That's OK your dick wasn't in any way I was just pretending so you would feel better.
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funnywhapper
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Oct 15 @ 11:37PM
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sadie hawkins day. lil abner lifestyles. the family that makes love
together stays together? some of the families i have been in,
were sorta 'oddities'. they wanted me to make love to the whole
family. my mother in law, her sister, her, now when they said
the dad, i just flat out refused. i think they were ex-mormons or something.
people of the ozarks. lake of the ozarks, missouri. arkansas people.
like the band, 'black oak arkansas'. calipornia is very oakie and arkie.
grapes of wrath by steinbeck. most of them went into hollywood.
in one way or another. crew, cast, financing, etc. agents. artist.
wardrobe. gypsies from all over the world flocked to hollywood.
its always halloween in hollywood. and who do you think you are today?
some do so get into the roles they play, they never come out of them.
bela lugosi, who played dracula, he was buried in his cape. george
burns who played god. he was buried with a 100 dollar bill. it costs
money to get into heaven. in the porno world of blue, its about green.
greenbacks. some of the porno is filmed in progress. some of the
robberies are filmed in progress as they really happen. like the show
'cops'. there is a theory that everything we think, say and do, is
being recorded not only for posterity, but for a future review
by all of us, at the 'end of time'. 'santa claus' is coming to town.
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Dan360
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Oct 16 @ 2:14AM
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StraddleMyNose
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Oct 16 @ 5:23AM
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5. Wow look at the ass on her!
Yeah, done this one before...
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ynot7769
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Oct 16 @ 5:52AM
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6. Well, your sister likes it like that.
now this just GOTTA be wronggggg 
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dmbchick420
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Oct 16 @ 10:25AM
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Wow look at the ass on her!
Better then..."wow look at the ass on him!" lol
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fukky
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Oct 16 @ 6:40PM
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I've heard #10, #9, and #8 
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