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How To Ask A Man To Do

posted 10/15/2008 5:29:37 PM |
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How To Ask A Man To Do Something

Always remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something:

*Make sure the man is conscious.

*Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the sports section.

*Be brief! Limit your nagging to two, three hours, max.

*Reward him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him something that doesn't have a peel-back cover.

*Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for another 35 minutes.

*Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or "do as I say and no one will get hurt."

Good Luck Ladies!!!!

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Oct 15 @ 5:41PM  

She Who Must Be Obeyed

Oct 15 @ 5:49PM  
Yep...looks about right.

Something that always used to work on Mick....I would hide the keys to his 68 Charger. Or, tell him he wasn't getting his pizza...he LOVED pizza.

Oct 15 @ 5:56PM  
# 7 on the list,,,,,,get down on your knees ,,,,,between his legs,,,,,,start peeling and eating a banana really slow or a dream sickle blow pop etc etc ,,and say dear would you like to be this banana ? can you do ____ and poof it will most likely get done and quick!

Oct 15 @ 6:23PM  
And when all else fails.. an aluminum bat usually does the trick.

Oct 15 @ 6:26PM  
dont say aluminum bat.............straddle might wanna stick it up sum bodies pussy

Oct 15 @ 6:27PM  
I think I would prefer Blaze's method.

Oct 15 @ 6:40PM  
Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for another 35 minutes.

Tooo funny

Thanks for the tips Sunshine

Oct 15 @ 6:41PM  
line the bird cage with the sports section.

Bite your tongue on that one, that's a sin, damn it!

Gotta admit it though, these are funny!

Oct 15 @ 6:43PM  
flash cunt very often

Oct 15 @ 6:46PM  
don't wash dishes for a week & by that time his pocket change is spent & eating & home will not be an option & so he can wash the dishes to have a clean plate 4 his meal......

Oct 15 @ 7:33PM  
you know a good blow job always gets me to do anything lol. hunny take me here ......after bj........hunny wanna go now lol hell yes

Oct 15 @ 7:40PM  
good new photo ms. sunshine. sounds like tyranny. i've been a love
slave before. never again. it does seem like most men are so pussywhipped.
pussywillows. stop pussyfooting around. women: if you don't let
me fuck other guys, you're never getting a piece of ass from me again. men:
everywoman's man who loves only you. daughter: why don't won't you fuck
me big daddy, all my friends dad's do? dad: child protective services.
and if that doesn't work, adult protective services. and if that doesn't
work there is organized crime protective services. what did you say? cum

Oct 15 @ 9:22PM  
we never need to be asked - or told
if it needs doin'
we'll do it
if we don't do it
it doesn't need doin'
it doesn't get any simpler than that

Oct 15 @ 10:14PM  
What works for me is I let the boyfriend at the time know that if he pisses me off that I will either super glue his dick to his stomach or stick a bunch of sewing pins in his dick!

Maybe that's why they don't stick around to long

Nah couldn't be that!!!!!!

Oct 15 @ 11:00PM  
Ouch !!!!! Needle dick..... Be careful of that... one might sew or glue your lips together in a counter attack rage & not the set that smiles .....

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