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posted 10/15/2008 11:39:28 AM |
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  dmbchick420

So....anyone have an ideas on what "sperm jail" might be?

When I told our mustache friend I was reporting him, he told me he didn't want to go to sperm jail

Thoughts? Comments?

Any complaints can go to Sunshine...she told me to blog it lol

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Looking4ever

Oct 15 @ 11:43AM  
Sperm jail? Must be where his brain cells go...
Ewe_Wish

Oct 15 @ 11:56AM  
Sperm jail? Must be where his brain cells go...
Is this what happens from thinking with dic?
bobbierob

Oct 15 @ 12:19PM  
Sperm Jail?......u mean like federal pound you in the ass prison?
dmbchick420

Oct 15 @ 12:29PM  
Sperm Jail?......u mean like federal pound you in the ass prison?

lmao...that's what came to my mind too

I actually think the guy meant "spam jail", but must have had sperm on the mind....hmmm....gay tendancies??
timsin275

Oct 15 @ 12:32PM  
nonsenicle space in my brain that makes me flurt with strange women until sperm breakout occurs with her
Looking4ever

Oct 15 @ 12:35PM  
gay tendencies??

Undoubtedly.
dmbchick420

Oct 15 @ 12:36PM  
^^^^^ what in the????
dmbchick420

Oct 15 @ 12:37PM  
I guess sperm breakouts occur in sperm jail
timsin275

Oct 15 @ 12:39PM  
strange women are women I don't know too well and their certificate of authenticity is of course valitated prior to vaginal singing times
dmbchick420

Oct 15 @ 12:42PM  
strange women are women I don't know too well and their certificate of authenticity is of course valitated prior to vaginal singing times

Are you the sex riddler or something dude? I know someone who can speak your language
Ewe_Wish

Oct 15 @ 12:53PM  
Are you the sex riddler or something dude? I know someone who can speak your language
He knows someone who can too..........the question is which one is the invisable friend?
clickedanad2

Oct 15 @ 12:53PM  
sperm jail is from medieval times
they clamp your nuts shut so tight
not even Skwirl Girl can pry em loose
bobbierob

Oct 15 @ 1:06PM  
certificate of authenticity is of course valitated prior to vaginal singing times

Wha..... What?
sugarnspice005

Oct 15 @ 1:40PM  
sperm jail is from medieval times
they clamp your nuts shut so tight
not even Skwirl Girl can pry em loose


If they're nuts...she will pry em loose...she loves a good challenge.
Sunshine79

Oct 15 @ 2:02PM  
Are you the sex riddler or something dude?

So...we got a few new nicknames here...Boobie Robber and the Sex Riddler!!!

I'm gonna go make an alternate spammer profile and call myself SexRiddler
dmbchick420

Oct 15 @ 2:04PM  
I'm gonna go make an alternate spammer profile and call myself SexRiddler

Pretty catchy isn't it??
clickedanad2

Oct 15 @ 2:12PM  
I'm gonna go make an alternate spammer profile and call myself SexRiddler
I think - although I don't know
that you don't announce to the planet that yer postin' a fake profile
butt
do it yer way
mrknowuwell

Oct 15 @ 2:55PM  
jus dont bring the sheepys into this
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 15 @ 2:59PM  
Did someone say sheep? Mmmmm
Wordsofwit

Oct 15 @ 3:09PM  
nonsenicle space in my brain that makes me flurt with strange women until sperm breakout occurs with her

I am too sober to figure this out. Some people make jokes and some people are one. I think that hopping banana or whatever the fuck that emoticon is called, is also drunk.
evild614

Oct 15 @ 3:17PM  
I kinda like this guy. He's funny. And he's not hurting anyone, is he? Hell, if we're going after people for being weird, I'd better pack my shit, huh?
clickedanad2

Oct 15 @ 4:05PM  
I keep my shit packed
and by the door
flavorbuster

Oct 15 @ 6:19PM  
Who robbed a sperm bank
Thenewguy2957

Oct 16 @ 1:21AM  
Sperm jail...I won't go back there man, I can't do more time in the sperm jail. You'll have to kill me first man. Screw you sonsabitches, I'll whack off on the toilet before I go back to sperm jail. .

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