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The Ferrari & The Moped......LMAO!!!!

posted 10/15/2008 11:19:54 AM |
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An elderly man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?'

The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars !'

'That's a lot of money,' says the old man. ' Why does it cost so much?'

'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour !' states the doctor proudly.

The moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside?'

'No problem,' replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right...
But I'll stick with my moped!'

Just then the light changes,

So the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do.
He floors it and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rearview mirror. It seems to be getting closer!

He slows down to see what it could be.....

And suddenly...WHOOOOSSSHHH!

Something whips by him going much faster!

'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?' the doctor asks himself.

He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.

Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped!

Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph.

He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!

Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.

The doctor stops and jumps out and amazingly the old man is still alive.

He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says,
'I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you ?'

The old man whispers......

"Unhook my suspenders from
your side view mirror

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Oct 15 @ 11:29AM  
oh my gosh........... I was wondering where you were going with that...


Oct 15 @ 12:01PM  


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Oct 15 @ 1:14PM  
OMG that was great

Oct 15 @ 2:47PM  
Thanks a good one!!! Good chuckle for today

Oct 15 @ 2:55PM  
In principle, at least, I think that this joke was a routine in an old comedy movie, Three Stooges short or something like that.

Oct 15 @ 3:06PM  
oh shit! Didn't see that one coming.

Oct 15 @ 4:40PM  
sunshine this bad for my no carb diet, i am lmao like really but you get the green thingy

Oct 15 @ 4:43PM  
damnit, i couldn't stop

Oct 15 @ 5:23PM  

Oct 15 @ 5:53PM  
thank you lady ! i needed that

Oct 15 @ 6:52PM  
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