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posted 10/14/2008 11:36:57 PM |
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A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in
the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally
slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was
dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.

His wife, hearing the
crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the
motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an
ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went
down the several flights20of stairs to meet the paramedics and
escort them to her husband.

While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to
right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted
up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into
the toilet.

After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at
the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He
went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while
attending to his business.
About to
stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her
husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his
trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she
once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was
dispatched.

As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance
they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told
them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher
dumping the husband out.
He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.

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onehornytoad69

Oct 14 @ 11:42PM  
Daymn... Now that was a Bad Day!!!!
beefygoblin

Oct 14 @ 11:57PM  
Without the line...its not realy all that funny.


"dam it must have been something I ate".

In truth, thats not enough to cause an explosion. Or realy even give him a burn. Now a couple caps full of black powder...and you have a bad burn. It's surprisingly hard to make a toilet blow up... I suggest Alkali metal, or a freakin cherry bomb (which contains more explosive material than should be housed in something commonly kept in ones pocket for extended periods of time).

Sunshine79

Oct 14 @ 11:59PM  
Musta been on Friday the 13th......
geena

Oct 15 @ 12:28AM  
that guy must be my brother johnny murphy
flavorbuster

Oct 15 @ 1:07AM  
Crazy event !!!!!
CompleteMadness

Oct 15 @ 1:43AM  
If that isn't the fuck-all of bad luck, it's damn near it.
themama

Oct 15 @ 10:25AM  
Damn that was a bad day...
Wordsofwit

Oct 15 @ 10:32AM  
Ummm, is this supposed to a humorous news story or a joke?
sugarnspice005

Oct 15 @ 1:30PM  
Yep....that's definitely a bad day.

I will never again bitch and complain about frizzy hair in the morning.

shellbell38

Oct 18 @ 5:13AM  
Sounds like a day in the life of ME. hell if it wasn't for bad luck i wouldn't have any at all LOL

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