Think you're having a bad day? posted 10/14/2008 11:36:57 PM | 4 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: humor, straddle

StraddleMyNose

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in
the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally
slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was
dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.

His wife, hearing the
crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the
motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an
ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went
down the several flights20of stairs to meet the paramedics and
escort them to her husband.

While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to
right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted
up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into
the toilet.

After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at
the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He
went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while
attending to his business.
About to
stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her
husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his
trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she
once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was
dispatched.

As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance
they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told
them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher
dumping the husband out.
He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.

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