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posted 10/14/2008 12:13:24 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Women....how many out there actually use douches?

Do you use it just to feel clean or do you use it before or after sex?

How about a full throttle douche bottle?

Would you let a man use a douche on you? Do the job for you?

How many ladies really do use a douche?

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Ewe_Wish

Oct 14 @ 12:18PM  
WOOOO HOOOOOO Congrats on 700 blogs.................



and to answer your question Yes and No.......i'll leave it up to you to decide which answer goes with what question..............
bobbierob

Oct 14 @ 12:19PM  
full throttle douche bottle





congrats on you 700th blog.

let see.........
sunshine - 700
bobbierob - 30

thats a race I am not likely to win!
dmbchick420

Oct 14 @ 12:21PM  
I used to, but I read somewhere that it really isn't necessary...the body naturally cleanses you out and when you do douche, you wash away the acidity and normal flora that keeps bacteria down and can make you more prone to vaginal infections.

"Mom do you douche?" "Hell yes, stickin bitch don't you??" LMAO
Wordsofwit

Oct 14 @ 12:27PM  
Funny you should mention it.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/13/fragrant_wal_mart_offer/

I have no idea how many blogs I have published as I weed out and delete the majority after a while.
onehornytoad69

Oct 14 @ 12:55PM  
Congrats on Blog #700 !!!!
lunanegra

Oct 14 @ 12:58PM  
I used to, but I read somewhere that it really isn't necessary...the body naturally cleanses you out and when you do douche, you wash away the acidity and normal flora that keeps bacteria down and can make you more prone to vaginal infections.

Exacto! That is true,also that vinegar and water stuff is stinky. And contrary to popular belief,if a guy cums inside,douching doesn't get rid of the swimmers- if anything it gives them a jet-propelled ride to egg-town.
Sunshine79

Oct 14 @ 1:50PM  
There really is no need to douche unless you feel it benefits you....

I read and blogged awhile back that the eye and the vagina were the only 2 body parts that were "self cleansing"!!

Good to know, huh???
CompleteMadness

Oct 14 @ 1:58PM  
And contrary to popular belief,if a guy cums inside,douching doesn't get rid of the swimmers- if anything it gives them a jet-propelled ride to egg-town

Mostly true, it depends on how long it's been since sex. If you douche right after coitus, then you increase chances of pregnancy due to pre-cum making the vagina a pH neutral area. Sperm cells can be preserved within the Vagina for roughly 7-10 days before they're released.

Speaking from a scientific standpoint, use of a douche every day for 10 days to Two Weeks after coitus can reduce the possibility of Gestation, since you're increasing the pH level in the Vagina. Yet, in relation to what Dmb said, you're only increasing the Acidity of the Vaginal Canal for about five minutes. Also, due to the nature of the Female's body of perserving Sperm cells, there's no way to actually know when Sperm is being released into the Vagina after Sex has occurred.

Science has a tendancy to work with exact points in time, considering we're mostly ignorant of our biochemical activity(we don't feel our synapses firing, we don't feel our lungs and skin absorbing oxygen etc), it's pratically impossible to use douching as a contraceptive. No matter what, raincoats and 'the Pill' are still the second best contraceptive.

Oh, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY SUNSHINE!
REAL_UNIQUE

Oct 14 @ 2:42PM  
Congratulations and you only have 300 more blogs until 1000.
lunanegra

Oct 14 @ 2:56PM  
I read and blogged awhile back that the eye and the vagina were the only 2 body parts that were "self cleansing"!!

Yes,but there's no way I'm letting someone fuck my eye,though
maxximuss1967

Oct 14 @ 3:05PM  
700 blogs...and peaked with a douchbag blogg! how about the proper way to lance a boil!
Sunshine79

Oct 14 @ 3:34PM  
Yes,but there's no way I'm letting someone fuck my eye,though

Yes...no eye fuckin'!!! And no cumming in my eyes either....face cumming is ok!

Only one to be eye fucking is ewe......
Ewe_Wish

Oct 14 @ 3:46PM  
Only one to be eye fucking is ewe......
Aint that a fact........
keepinganeyeout

Oct 14 @ 3:48PM  
Only one to be eye fucking is ewe
Damn Straight
keepinganeyeout

Oct 14 @ 3:49PM  
I knew ya had it in ya lady
All hail the Queen
Congrats sweetie
StraddleMyNose

Oct 14 @ 4:04PM  
CONGRATS on the 700th blog. I'm at 660 right now. I haven't had the time for a lot of blogs recently.


Would you let a man use a douche on you? Do the job for you?

Did I do a blog asking the same thing already?


hot4you120

Oct 14 @ 5:58PM  
i do nt know i never had to douche before. my ass prolly need one i had chilly last night and it was not easy on my shorts. i think i might need one or i might as well just throw away all my boxers. damnit on chilli night wiping wont save you. dun dun dunnnnnnnn
flavorbuster

Oct 14 @ 7:26PM  
Congrats for joining the 700 club
sugarnspice005

Oct 14 @ 8:33PM  
700? Congrats!!!!!!

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