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Grandpa at the Doctor

posted 10/14/2008 11:33:13 AM |
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They always ask at the doctor's office why you are here, and you have
to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is
embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists
that you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know
most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the

The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for
today?' 'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'you shouldn't come
into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'

'Why not?, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful
of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear', he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. 'And what is20wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it!!!!!,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're going to Lose!

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Oct 14 @ 11:40AM  
okay...heard that one before...but it's still funny as hell...especially since I work in a doctor's office!!

Oct 14 @ 11:48AM  
Love that one!!

Oct 14 @ 11:52AM  
Good one!! Thx!

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