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Men: Jacking Off......Questions??

posted 10/13/2008 9:18:16 PM |
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  Sunshine79

When you guys jack off, do you prefer your left hand or your right hand?

Are you ambidexterous and can you use both?

Does your penis hang to the left or to the right??

Or does that depend on which way your jerking off?

Do you cum all over or do you hold it and run to the bathroom & let it out?

Do you enjoy doing this solo or do you prefer having someone watch?

Once your done....what's the 1st thing you do??

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Ewe_Wish

Oct 13 @ 9:20PM  
Ok im not a man.............but i think its important to point out we have someone here who can multitask by jacking off and brushing his teeth at the same time..................
lunanegra

Oct 13 @ 9:21PM  
Does your penis hang to the left or to the right??

Reminds me of Liar,Liar:

"Hey Fletcher,how's it hangin'? "

"Short,shriveled and always to the left."
clickedanad2

Oct 13 @ 9:22PM  
could you show me how that's done?
that jacking off thingie
I do believe I needs me some
hands on instructin'
bobbierob

Oct 13 @ 9:23PM  
Men don't jack off, so I fail to see your point!

Ewe_Wish

Oct 13 @ 9:25PM  
Not to take over your blog sunshine.............but just out of curiosity how the hell do those guys with the monster dics jack off..............do they like grab it with both hands and beat it against the wall?
keepinganeyeout

Oct 13 @ 9:26PM  
but i think its important to point out we have someone here who can multitask by jacking off and brushing his teeth at the same time.
thank you .......thank you


When you guys jack off, do you prefer your left hand or your right hand?
mostly with my right but when i want some strange...the left is always waiting

Does your penis hang to the left or to the right?
i usualy let him decide

Once your done....what's the 1st thing you do??
i fire up a smoke and ask if it was good for me
Sunshine79

Oct 13 @ 9:36PM  
but i think its important to point out we have someone here who can multitask by jacking off and brushing his teeth at the same time..................

Now, that's what I call talent!

Reminds me of Liar,Liar:

"Hey Fletcher,how's it hangin'? "

"Short,shriveled and always to the left."

Love the move and love that quote!!

but just out of curiosity how the hell do those guys with the monster dics jack off..............do they like grab it with both hands and beat it against the wall?

They stomp on it with their shoe!
lunanegra

Oct 13 @ 9:46PM  
They stomp on it with their shoe!

Is it a cock or a cockroach?
Ewe_Wish

Oct 13 @ 9:47PM  
They stomp on it with their shoe!
To the music of a mariachi band?
flavorbuster

Oct 13 @ 9:48PM  
I'm ambidexterous so I stand as a southpaw knowing predominately I'm left handed but get this I stand as a boxer throwing his weakest hand 1st & following w/the strongest........ I jerk it w/the right then I jerk it w/ the left & I stroke it & so on..........
bobbierob

Oct 13 @ 9:51PM  
A little self penis stomping?....... sounds like a psychological problem indeed
baldbychoice2kx

Oct 13 @ 9:53PM  
Are you ambidexterous and can you use both?
Both

Does your penis hang to the left or to the right??
Right

Or does that depend on which way your jerking off?
doesn't matter

Do you cum all over or do you hold it and run to the bathroom & let it out?
I usually have something nearby

Do you enjoy doing this solo or do you prefer having someone watch?
Either...but I'd rather have someone else do it. hehe

Once your done....what's the 1st thing you do??
Uh...
keepinganeyeout

Oct 13 @ 9:55PM  
Is it a cock or a cockroach?
A little self penis stomping?.......
ok i shit myself
clickedanad2

Oct 13 @ 10:20PM  
ok i shit myself
so now your Stewie?
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evild614

Oct 13 @ 10:23PM  
When you guys jack off, do you prefer your left hand or your right hand?
Left. Right hand is clicking the mouse/holding the remote/turning the pages.

Are you ambidexterous and can you use both?
No. I can cum using my right, but it's awkward after so many years of only using my left.

Does your penis hang to the left or to the right??
Straight out, no curvature.

Or does that depend on which way your jerking off?
Nope. Completely rigid. Hurts to bend it when it's hard.

Do you cum all over or do you hold it and run to the bathroom & let it out?
I put a paper towel in front of me and cum on it. Nobody likes having to worry about being tidy during the heat of the moment.

Do you enjoy doing this solo or do you prefer having someone watch?
Solo. If someone else is there, then they should be helping, dammit, not sitting there watching me!

Once your done....what's the 1st thing you do??
Wrap another paper towel or tissue around my cock, give it a squeese, take that one, and the one I came on, toss 'em in the toilet and flush.
timsin275

Oct 13 @ 11:00PM  
well all dudes name changes to MR. Ingoff because of the jack factor ergo jackingoff
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 13 @ 11:10PM  
I always use my right hand. There was a period after I had my reconstuctive surgery on my right shoulder that I use my left hand for 7 weeks and 4 days.

I'm not ambidexterous.

Megan (that's my dicks name) hangs to the left. I love playing with Megan. Damn that's fucked up. I take that back. I'm just joking.

I have some old socks that I cum into.

I have never had anyone watch me. I think the only way I would let someone watch me is it was a woman and was masturbating also.

I go the restroom, take the sock off and piss. I then clean myself off with baby wipes.
StraddleMyNose

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Oct 14 @ 12:13AM  
When you guys jack off, do you prefer your left hand or your right hand?

My left

Does your penis hang to the left or to the right??

Up the middle...

Do you cum all over or do you hold it and run to the bathroom & let it out?

Do you enjoy doing this solo or do you prefer having someone watch?

Once your done....what's the 1st thing you do??

I cum all over..

Solo or someone there is all good...

Enjoy and relax after the deed...

funnywhapper

Oct 14 @ 12:24AM  
single again from my own fault. i fuck the bed a lot. then
when its good and hard, and i've got the dream woman
in my mind perfectly, almost totally real next to me,
she's on top, and i whap the pecker on the sheet
or blanket till finally i reach the climax and am relieved.
while dreaming of how it used to be. its very hard
to imagine someone i have never been with. its
mostly ones i've already been with already. old
love sessions. repeats, reruns. it can cause
problems, like losing skin off the penis.
its done with the right hand if right handed.
occasionally, one uses the up and down
method. putting the hand in the cone position.
some men never jack off at all. they 've
never done it. instilled since birth not
to do it. all kinds of taboos against it.
some are told to jack off, when they
are very young. to relieve their
pain, and prevent getting out of line
and causing a pregnancy. some are
taught to jack off before a date.
so you don't come on like godzilla and king kong
meet the fairy princess. when married or living
in a together situation with a woman, the woman
gets real pissed off, every night, if he's been
relieiving himself. she's counting on his
love that night, every night. if he isn't
shafting her all the time, the right
way, she'll look elsewhere real fast.
women don't pussyfoot around about
that anymore. if you don't get them off,
you can get the hell out. that's their
very simple attitude. female freedom
is just starting out. they've only had
the right to vote, since the 1920's.
and the right to own property etc.
they ain't hiding out cleaning house
all day, waiting for the big time hero
to come home anymore. i'll tell ya that much.
the men are in the fairy dust, not them.
they think men are in pixie dust. they
really feel, that they need men like a hole in the head, many
of them. so don't get swellheaded. male bravado. mr. macho chacho chichis.
friendwperks

Oct 14 @ 1:54AM  
When you guys jack off, do you prefer your left hand or your right hand?....... Left

Do you cum all over or do you hold it and run to the bathroom & let it out?........ all over

Do you enjoy doing this solo or do you prefer having someone watch?...... Do you have a cam?

Once your done....what's the 1st thing you do?? ......get some tissue to wipe it off my girlfriend

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Men: Jacking Off......Questions??