Ewe_Wish
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Oct 13 @ 9:20PM
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Ok im not a man.............but i think its important to point out we have someone here who can multitask by jacking off and brushing his teeth at the same time..................  
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lunanegra
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Oct 13 @ 9:21PM
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Does your penis hang to the left or to the right??
Reminds me of Liar,Liar:
"Hey Fletcher,how's it hangin'? "
"Short,shriveled and always to the left."
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clickedanad2
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Oct 13 @ 9:22PM
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could you show me how that's done?
that jacking off thingie
I do believe I needs me some
hands on instructin'
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bobbierob
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Oct 13 @ 9:23PM
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Men don't jack off, so I fail to see your point!
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Ewe_Wish
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Oct 13 @ 9:25PM
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Not to take over your blog sunshine.............but just out of curiosity how the hell do those guys with the monster dics jack off..............do they like grab it with both hands and beat it against the wall? 
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keepinganeyeout
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Oct 13 @ 9:26PM
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but i think its important to point out we have someone here who can multitask by jacking off and brushing his teeth at the same time. thank you .......thank you 
When you guys jack off, do you prefer your left hand or your right hand? mostly with my right but when i want some strange...the left is always waiting
Does your penis hang to the left or to the right? i usualy let him decide 
Once your done....what's the 1st thing you do?? i fire up a smoke and ask if it was good for me 
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Sunshine79
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Oct 13 @ 9:36PM
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but i think its important to point out we have someone here who can multitask by jacking off and brushing his teeth at the same time..................
Now, that's what I call talent!
Reminds me of Liar,Liar:
"Hey Fletcher,how's it hangin'? "
"Short,shriveled and always to the left."
Love the move and love that quote!!
but just out of curiosity how the hell do those guys with the monster dics jack off..............do they like grab it with both hands and beat it against the wall?
They stomp on it with their shoe!
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lunanegra
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Oct 13 @ 9:46PM
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They stomp on it with their shoe!
Is it a cock or a cockroach? 
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Ewe_Wish
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Oct 13 @ 9:47PM
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They stomp on it with their shoe! To the music of a mariachi band?
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flavorbuster
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Oct 13 @ 9:48PM
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I'm ambidexterous so I stand as a southpaw knowing predominately I'm left handed but get this I stand as a boxer throwing his weakest hand 1st & following w/the strongest........ I jerk it w/the right then I jerk it w/ the left & I stroke it & so on..........
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bobbierob
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Oct 13 @ 9:51PM
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A little self penis stomping?....... sounds like a psychological problem indeed
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baldbychoice2kx
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Oct 13 @ 9:53PM
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Are you ambidexterous and can you use both?
Both
Does your penis hang to the left or to the right??
Right
Or does that depend on which way your jerking off?
doesn't matter
Do you cum all over or do you hold it and run to the bathroom & let it out?
I usually have something nearby
Do you enjoy doing this solo or do you prefer having someone watch?
Either...but I'd rather have someone else do it. hehe
Once your done....what's the 1st thing you do??
Uh...
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keepinganeyeout
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Oct 13 @ 9:55PM
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Is it a cock or a cockroach? A little self penis stomping?....... ok i shit myself
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clickedanad2
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Oct 13 @ 10:20PM
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ok i shit myself so now your Stewie?
ok
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evild614
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Oct 13 @ 10:23PM
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When you guys jack off, do you prefer your left hand or your right hand?
Left. Right hand is clicking the mouse/holding the remote/turning the pages.
Are you ambidexterous and can you use both?
No. I can cum using my right, but it's awkward after so many years of only using my left.
Does your penis hang to the left or to the right??
Straight out, no curvature.
Or does that depend on which way your jerking off?
Nope. Completely rigid. Hurts to bend it when it's hard.
Do you cum all over or do you hold it and run to the bathroom & let it out?
I put a paper towel in front of me and cum on it. Nobody likes having to worry about being tidy during the heat of the moment.
Do you enjoy doing this solo or do you prefer having someone watch?
Solo. If someone else is there, then they should be helping, dammit, not sitting there watching me!
Once your done....what's the 1st thing you do??
Wrap another paper towel or tissue around my cock, give it a squeese, take that one, and the one I came on, toss 'em in the toilet and flush.
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timsin275
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Oct 13 @ 11:00PM
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well all dudes name changes to MR. Ingoff because of the jack factor ergo jackingoff
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ThePurpleProphet
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Oct 13 @ 11:10PM
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I always use my right hand. There was a period after I had my reconstuctive surgery on my right shoulder that I use my left hand for 7 weeks and 4 days.
I'm not ambidexterous.
Megan (that's my dicks name) hangs to the left. I love playing with Megan. Damn that's fucked up. I take that back. I'm just joking.
I have some old socks that I cum into.
I have never had anyone watch me. I think the only way I would let someone watch me is it was a woman and was masturbating also.
I go the restroom, take the sock off and piss. I then clean myself off with baby wipes.
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StraddleMyNose
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Oct 14 @ 12:13AM
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When you guys jack off, do you prefer your left hand or your right hand?
My left
Does your penis hang to the left or to the right??
Up the middle... 
Do you cum all over or do you hold it and run to the bathroom & let it out?
Do you enjoy doing this solo or do you prefer having someone watch?
Once your done....what's the 1st thing you do??
I cum all over..
Solo or someone there is all good...
Enjoy and relax after the deed...
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funnywhapper
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Oct 14 @ 12:24AM
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single again from my own fault. i fuck the bed a lot. then
when its good and hard, and i've got the dream woman
in my mind perfectly, almost totally real next to me,
she's on top, and i whap the pecker on the sheet
or blanket till finally i reach the climax and am relieved.
while dreaming of how it used to be. its very hard
to imagine someone i have never been with. its
mostly ones i've already been with already. old
love sessions. repeats, reruns. it can cause
problems, like losing skin off the penis.
its done with the right hand if right handed.
occasionally, one uses the up and down
method. putting the hand in the cone position.
some men never jack off at all. they 've
never done it. instilled since birth not
to do it. all kinds of taboos against it.
some are told to jack off, when they
are very young. to relieve their
pain, and prevent getting out of line
and causing a pregnancy. some are
taught to jack off before a date.
so you don't come on like godzilla and king kong
meet the fairy princess. when married or living
in a together situation with a woman, the woman
gets real pissed off, every night, if he's been
relieiving himself. she's counting on his
love that night, every night. if he isn't
shafting her all the time, the right
way, she'll look elsewhere real fast.
women don't pussyfoot around about
that anymore. if you don't get them off,
you can get the hell out. that's their
very simple attitude. female freedom
is just starting out. they've only had
the right to vote, since the 1920's.
and the right to own property etc.
they ain't hiding out cleaning house
all day, waiting for the big time hero
to come home anymore. i'll tell ya that much.
the men are in the fairy dust, not them.
they think men are in pixie dust. they
really feel, that they need men like a hole in the head, many
of them. so don't get swellheaded. male bravado. mr. macho chacho chichis.
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friendwperks
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Oct 14 @ 1:54AM
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When you guys jack off, do you prefer your left hand or your right hand?....... Left
Do you cum all over or do you hold it and run to the bathroom & let it out?........ all over
Do you enjoy doing this solo or do you prefer having someone watch?...... Do you have a cam? 
Once your done....what's the 1st thing you do?? ......get some tissue to wipe it off my girlfriend 
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