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Why Do Men Name Their Penis? posted 10/13/2008 2:07:01 PM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: funny, penis, laugh, sunshine   Sunshine79 Hmmm??? ........... ............. .............. ................... .......... Q: Why do men name their penis? ............. ............... .............. ................ .............. A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions. .......... ............ ............... .............. ........... (as our precious Bobbie said....the head of his cock is bigger because it's the 2nd brain!! ) Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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clickedanad2	Oct 13 @ 2:16PM
	you have too much free time on your hands
dmbchick420	Oct 13 @ 2:16PM
	lol cute
Looking4ever	Oct 13 @ 2:32PM
	you have too much free time on your hands She told me she wanted to have her hands all over you but that you were too scared to let her.
Ewe_Wish	Oct 13 @ 2:33PM
	God i just about spit coffee on my monitor..............
Looking4ever	Oct 13 @ 2:47PM
	God i just about spit coffee on my monitor.............. Ah! We may have figured out why you have so many problems with your computer now!
Sunshine79	Oct 13 @ 2:52PM
	She told me she wanted to have her hands all over you but that you were too scared to let her Click's a scaredy cat!! Ah! We may have figured out why you have so many problems with your computer now!
xquseme	Oct 13 @ 2:56PM
	Q: Why do men name their penis? Um, so that it'll cum when they call it....??
Looking4ever	Oct 13 @ 3:05PM
	Oh! I think xquseme has a pretty good answer too!
maxximuss1967	Oct 13 @ 3:12PM
	women i have been with name mine.....He is going threw an idenity crisis! He is like a stray dog, he will answer to anything! lol!
xquseme	Oct 13 @ 3:19PM
	Oh! I think xquseme has a pretty good answer too! Thanks, Sweetie!
baldbychoice2kx	Oct 13 @ 3:21PM
	I've never named mine.
Looking4ever	Oct 13 @ 3:23PM
	He is going threw an idenity crisis! He is like a stray dog, he will answer to anything! lol! Down boy!
bobbierob	Oct 13 @ 4:43PM
	I don't know why Dr Schtick and I were brought into this conversation!!!
Ewe_Wish	Oct 13 @ 5:39PM
	Ah! We may have figured out why you have so many problems with your computer now! not so unlike the drool you keep getting in yours L4E.....the only difference is yours if from looking at pics..................nothing like window shopping eh?
keepinganeyeout	Oct 13 @ 6:00PM
	You have to name him.......other wise he woudnt know if you were talking to him, the 2 nuts he hangs out with, or the asshole that lives next door!
hot4you120	Oct 13 @ 6:44PM
	I NAMED HIM BECAUSE HE IS SPECIAL TO ME AND I LOVE HIM. HE HAS BROUGHT ME SO MUCH JOY IN MY LIFE. WE HAVE GONT THREW ALOT TOGETHER BUT MANAGED CUM OUT ON TOP. HES ALWAYS HANGIN AROUND FOR ME TO PLAY WITH WITH IM BORED . SO I SAY TO YOU . BUSTER HIMEN I LOVE YOU MY FRIEND .
Looking4ever	Oct 13 @ 6:50PM
	not so unlike the drool you keep getting in yours L4E..... Oh, I have one of those plastic covers for my keyboard... And I wouldn't be so sure that I am just looking at pictures...
flavorbuster	Oct 13 @ 7:06PM
	Someone could have Bonner it's a new one on the chart but cant say that I ever gave mine a name....