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posted 10/13/2008 8:39:19 AM |
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After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human penis was shaped the way it was.

MIT allocated a budget of $200,000 and after 2 years research decided the the head of the penis was bigger than the shaft so that during intercourse a better seal was maintained and thus preventing leakage and ensuring fertilization.

Johns Hopkins Medical Center allocated a budget of $500,000 and after 5 years research decided that the head was bigger than the shaft in order to provide more stimulation, ensure ejaculation and thus allow for impregnation.

The fellows over at the University of Hawaii spent $2.50, bought a copy of the latest Victoria's Secret catalog and reached the conclusion that the head is bigger to prevent your hand from slipping off!

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Oct 13 @ 8:40AM  
The all sound plausible.

Oct 13 @ 8:45AM  

Oct 13 @ 8:46AM  
I fugured the head of my penis is larger because that is where I my second brain is....

Oct 13 @ 8:49AM  
They...I meant to type they. Stupid keyboard.

Oct 13 @ 8:50AM  
*smiles and shakes her head at the guys*

Oct 13 @ 8:54AM  
that is where I my second brain is....
there's more than one ? ? ? ? ?

Oct 13 @ 9:02AM  
most of us got circumsised at birth without our consent.
john lennon was not circumsised. most women
prefer uncircumsised men. the foreskin.
so why don't men have 8 penises, and women
have 8 pussies. octopussy. 8 orgasms at once?
a real cum u lot?

Oct 13 @ 9:10AM  
one of my x wives, in washington state, had a stepfather who'd was just
about to become a catholic priest. then at the last second they
said he didn't have a vocation. he married the town slut, and had
ten kids who all went to the penetentiary, for murder and other crimes.
he was a fireman all that time. he retired, and married his childhood sweetheart.
her husband molested all their daughters, and was a musician. they had
all women kids. so she said, that one man can service eight women at one
time, by building a wooden board with eight dildoes on it. the eight women
ride the board with the dildoes, and he's in the center lifting it with his
big prick. the childhood sweetheart was her mother. i sold fuller brush inc.
up there in puyallup, auburn washington and enumclaw. we lived in
snoqualmie national forest for awhile, and then we came back to san francisco
to my uncles' and my parents in los angeles, ca and finally had to separate
after joining the us army out of desperation. she worked at curran's cleaners
and i worked for a mafiosa gambler who was laundering money for the mafia
at his discount furniture store. then i joined the l.a.p.d. almost killed
by a bomb at parker center, i resigned. 7 months later. detective
macaulay of scientific investigatoin division, firearms and explosives unit
was later killed about a year later, while dismantling a bomb, done by some
mad psycho who wanted to 'fight the nazi govt.'. felt laws were wrong.
that the govt.had to go. he wanted to go 'back to the stone age'.
felt civilization was a great evil in the world. have fun driving to work.
probably some drunk driver will have a crash soon, and traffic
will be backed up for 200 miles. it takes sometimes 5 hours
to go 20 miles to work. isn't it great you have a real fast car?
bumper to bumper and all those great bumper crops.

Oct 13 @ 9:33AM  
I figured the head of my penis is larger because that is where my second brain is....

What a smart ass....but I think he might be right!!

Oct 13 @ 11:32AM  

Very interesting.

I'm going to do some research on vagina shapes. Will you be my first victim...I mean subject.


Oct 13 @ 3:16PM  
what the curve all about?

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