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posted 10/12/2008 8:23:38 PM |
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  Sunshine79

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

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clickedanad2

Oct 12 @ 8:28PM  
which hotel?
only wonderin'
onehornytoad69

Oct 12 @ 8:45PM  
Cute.. Thx!
rescueremedy

Oct 12 @ 8:49PM  
flavorbuster

Oct 12 @ 8:51PM  
A new one on me .....
baldbychoice2kx

Oct 12 @ 9:12PM  
Heard it before but still a good one.
funnywhapper

Oct 12 @ 10:25PM  
reminds me of kobe bryant. and 'room service'. i used to work at la costa
hotel in carlsbad in the accounting department. customer service related
stuff. so many people try to rip off the hotel. it gets complicated.
people calling me up threatening to have me killed if i dont' get their
bills straightened out pronto. people would spend like 100 thousand dollars
a weekend. it was nutty there. hi rollers. so that's a nice 8 dollar an hour
job for me, time and half for overtime. but i was really there, because
saddam hussein had invaded kuwait, and persians were in control of
la costa at the time. then it was on to spy on a white russian who lived
by camp pendleton. but that's another story entirely. she was a belly dancer
in her past. one big huge followup. i treated her with kid gloves and lots
of lovemaking. all part of my duties as a human being. that was 90-91.
mata hari types are real. lolol. can i go home now chief? this is scaring me.
you be maxwell smart and 99, i've had it, i resign. lolololol.
bobbierob

Oct 13 @ 8:40AM  
lol............ I have heard of using the 'bump' as a technique to open a conversation, but it was never quite like this!!!


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