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posted 10/12/2008 8:23:38 PM |
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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Oct 12 @ 8:28PM
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A new one on me .....
Oct 12 @ 9:12PM
Heard it before but still a good one.
Oct 12 @ 10:25PM
reminds me of kobe bryant. and 'room service'. i used to work at la costa
hotel in carlsbad in the accounting department. customer service related
stuff. so many people try to rip off the hotel. it gets complicated.
people calling me up threatening to have me killed if i dont' get their
bills straightened out pronto. people would spend like 100 thousand dollars
a weekend. it was nutty there. hi rollers. so that's a nice 8 dollar an hour
job for me, time and half for overtime. but i was really there, because
saddam hussein had invaded kuwait, and persians were in control of
la costa at the time. then it was on to spy on a white russian who lived
by camp pendleton. but that's another story entirely. she was a belly dancer
in her past. one big huge followup. i treated her with kid gloves and lots
of lovemaking. all part of my duties as a human being. that was 90-91.
mata hari types are real. lolol. can i go home now chief? this is scaring me.
you be maxwell smart and 99, i've had it, i resign. lolololol.
Oct 13 @ 8:40AM
lol............ I have heard of using the 'bump' as a technique to open a conversation, but it was never quite like this!!!
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