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posted 10/12/2008 10:27:39 AM |
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  Sunshine79

Well Then, Consider These true stories . . .
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In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died
in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,
regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve
the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m.
Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to
investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am
all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside
the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon
was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books,
and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Willie Johnson, the part-time
Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support
system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
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Still Having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.
At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were being released back into the wild
amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
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Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy,
with some kind of wire running from his waist towards
the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from
the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy
plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.
Up to that moment, he had been happily listening
to his Walkman.

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Are Ya OK Now? - No?

Two animal rights defenders were protesting
the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse
in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
stampeding madly.

The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
.............................


What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.


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There now, Feeling Better??

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Wordsofwit

Oct 12 @ 10:33AM  
There now, Feeling Better?

Not really.
baldbychoice2kx

Oct 12 @ 10:38AM  
Maybe after I wake up.
onehornytoad69

Oct 12 @ 10:49AM  
Thx!
soft_touch938

Oct 12 @ 10:50AM  
Well sunshine....after the comments from Oscar the Grouches 1 & 2...let me say, I enjoyed them. Especially the one about the guy dancing to his Walkman....

Thanks for the morning chuckle.....
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 12 @ 10:58AM  
My life still sucks, but them were real funny.
Ewe_Wish

Oct 12 @ 10:59AM  
after the comments from Oscar the Grouches 1 & 2...
OMG two of them...............
keepinganeyeout

Oct 12 @ 11:12AM  
Great way to start the day
funnywhapper

Oct 12 @ 11:13AM  
that's exquisite. isn't laissez-faire capitalism great. i was just mulling over
the 13th amendment to the us constitution. the anti-slavery amendment,
illegalizing slavery. unions are very important. they keep the cost of living
nice and high so nobody can afford to stay alive. can you do a funny one
on living in france, where 75% of the country is 'on strike' at any given time?
and also do one on making work harder to get than welfare. 99% unemployment
is bill gates of microsoft's goal. computerization and africanization. his personal
wealth is around 60 billion dollars. in real 1967 dollars it isn't that much really.
in 1967, gas was 25 cents a gallon, and cigarettes were 25 cents a pack.
40 years later gas is 4 dollars a gallon and cigarettes are 6 dollars a pack.
but things are looking up, especially prices. lolololol.
1bunny629

Oct 12 @ 1:10PM  
HA! Those were so BAD and Funny all at the same time...mostly ironic, but what do ya do...LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tassie1

Oct 12 @ 3:13PM  
that would be me with the bloody walkman
dmbchick420

Oct 13 @ 9:24AM  
There now, Feeling Better?

Not really.

Me either...today just sucks I gave you a kudo though...cause you deserve one

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