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posted 10/11/2008 12:56:28 AM |
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Okay, so I emailed this to a friend that seemed down and I thought.......

This is good enough for a Blog, so here it is for your reading pleasure:



A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?" Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, Pal, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."

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Looking4ever

Oct 11 @ 1:13AM  
He must not have been a REAL man...because they don't eat quiche.
onehornytoad69

Oct 11 @ 7:25AM  
......I love quiche..!!!!
theSkwirl

Oct 11 @ 10:24AM  
Ooooh I could go for a quickie .. with ham and spinach in it.. mmmmm
Wordsofwit

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Oct 11 @ 10:31AM  
I have seen it many times but instead of it being "a man", it was always George Bush.
Sunshine79

Oct 11 @ 11:30AM  
LMAO....poor guy......

I love Italian restaurants, but hate when I can't pronounce the things on the menu....I go the safe way and just point!
onehornytoad69

Oct 11 @ 11:47AM  
I go the safe way and just point!
I do the same at an Mexican restaurant!!!!

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