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We Should Torture Him Slowly.....

posted 10/9/2008 10:16:49 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Yeah, I'm not gonna say who....figure it out yourself....but here's a small list to start......

Keelhauling
Pirate torture: When you haven’t the good fortune to walk the plank.

Tied to a rope and pulley, the victim is dragged back and forth underneath the ship. So much sharp errata under the boat rubs their naked flesh raw, but drowning should come to save the victim rather quickly.

Rat torture
Described as both “rat torture” and “rat excitation,” these techniques employ rats to conveniently exploit the common human phobia toward rodents. The inquisitor out to get a confession places a few rats in a bucket, then blocks the vermin's escape with the victim's stomach then heats up the exposed end of the bucket to annoy the rats. Whatever method is used, the end result is always the same: Hungry rats, excited by fire, only have one escape path: they must burrow through the poor victim's flesh.

Crocodile shears
Crocodile shears are just how they sound; two iron-cast sides of a tube, the insides of which feature rows of spikes which are then heated by the torturer and placed on certain appendages.

And here's where it gets really ugly: the crocodile shears are clamped onto the victim's penis, and with only a modicum of applied tension, they slowly and painfully separate him from his smoldering manhood. Depending on factors like blood loss and infection, death is hardly a certainty -- a point which surely contributes to the torture.

The two-man saw
The two-man saw involves the victim naked and strung upside-down by his heels with his arms strapped behind him.

Two torturers then assumed each side of a large saw placed between the naked victim's legs and then begin to saw through your torso. With the blood in your body gathering in your head and torso, consciousness could presumably be sustained until the saw reaches the victim's heart.

The head crusher
The head crusher technique requires some morbid hardware in the form of a metal bowl for the top of the head, equipped with a large screw on top for torque and a chin plate to keep you immobile -- torturous headgear that has crushing effects.

The victim's head is pinned between the bowl and the plate and the torturer then turns the screw at his own leisure and the victim's pain. The metal headgear begins to compress and the victim's teeth shatter and their eyes pop from their sockets -- but death doesn't come until much later on, unfortunately.

Scaphism
First mentioned by Plutarch as a Persian technique, scaphism is a quiet testament to mankind's gruesome worst. If a more heinous or outrageous technique exists, we'd rather not know about it.

The victim is tied naked to a boat, face up. They would have already been force-fed enough milk and honey to induce severe diarrhea -- torturous enough -- but it gets worse. Honey was then applied to areas like the groin and the armpits before the victim's vessel was set adrift in a stagnant pond. The diarrhea and the honey would attract insects, which fed off of the victim and eventually began to breed from within their flesh.

Ok, no....I'm not crazy.....but I assure you this person deserves it for being....well...I'm sure you all get it. And the really smart one here, I'm sure you will figure out the reference.














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flavorbuster

Oct 9 @ 10:26PM  
Does this person talk & act like the hit man type....
clickedanad2

Oct 9 @ 10:32PM  
ok - ok
I'll quit askin' fer pics
butt
is camming out? ? ?
Ewe_Wish

Oct 9 @ 10:47PM  
but here's a small list to start......



Give 'em hell, sunshine...............
1bunny629

Oct 9 @ 10:54PM  
A realman has no time to watch Jerry, Maury, or Phil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that is all I have to say about that! ...opppssss...sorry!....I would love to see how they would decipher him on the shows! Nit that I have time for that, but it would be funny!
Wordsofwit

Oct 9 @ 11:07PM  
Too weird for me.
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 9 @ 11:40PM  
I usually lick my victims (which are always and only females) from their necks down between their legs. I then fondle their nipples and feel them harden between my finger tips. Afterwards I'll get one of their own vibrators and use it extensively on the clitoris. It is at this point I begin the questioning.
Sunshine79

Oct 10 @ 12:08AM  
I usually lick my victims (which are always and only females) from their necks down between their legs. I then fondle their nipples and feel them harden between my finger tips. Afterwards I'll get one of their own vibrators and use it extensively on the clitoris. It is at this point I begin the questioning.

Ok, Ok.....you can question me now.....
CompleteMadness

Oct 10 @ 12:11AM  
My mother once told me that if she ever caught me on drugs, she'd pour honey on my genetalia, and then release a swarm of red ants on me.

Anyone else wonder why I'm insane?
bobbierob

Oct 10 @ 12:37AM  
Torture?......... why you wanna torture me? All I did was ask you to the prom.

Rejected again damnit!!

onehornytoad69

Oct 10 @ 1:02AM  
OK... what did I do this Time??
Did I laff at a comment on one of your Blogs..... too!?
lunanegra

Oct 10 @ 1:04AM  
This isn't from Saw is it?
dmbchick420

Oct 10 @ 8:59AM  
And here's where it gets really ugly: the crocodile shears are clamped onto the victim's penis, and with only a modicum of applied tension, they slowly and painfully separate him from his smoldering manhood. Depending on factors like blood loss and infection, death is hardly a certainty -- a point which surely contributes to the torture.


girlcountry

Oct 10 @ 9:09AM  
Remind me to never piss you off!!
shyone_4u699

Oct 10 @ 9:38AM  
I don't have a clue just who SunShine's pissed at, but I truely thank the Lord it's not Shyone!!!

Besides, I'd rather question her than piss her off
theSkwirl

Oct 10 @ 10:52AM  
So, you've met my ex husband then? What? Me? Bitter?
Lisa46

Oct 10 @ 10:54AM  
Thank you God I'm a girl and she ain't mad at me
ynot7769

Oct 10 @ 2:02PM  
who did what to whom
MsHelle

Oct 10 @ 2:26PM  
The Lady has a highly developed sense of REVENGE!! I can think of a few ex's I'd like to apply some of these methods too!! Although I'd prolly be the Grand Inquesitrix instead of one of the henchmen.

Kudos for the Lady!!

Helle
StraddleMyNose

Oct 10 @ 2:48PM  
You're sick and twisted, Megan...but I love it!

Yeah, I'm not gonna say who....figure it out yourself....

Who are we talking about here?

MUDSHARK450

Oct 10 @ 3:40PM  
Did we mention how lovely and great you are. Wonders if begging for mercy and leniency will help offender?
enduse9

Dec 13 @ 12:19AM  
ANd I thought I had a raunchy concept of torture. I bow down before greatness

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