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A Cucumber, An Olive & A Penis

posted 10/7/2008 10:20:24 PM |
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  Sunshine79

A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."

The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."

The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"

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flavorbuster

Oct 7 @ 10:32PM  
The start had me nervous to read on , I thought the penis was going to get cut up in the punchline & it's safe to say the penis just got sick in the end
keepinganeyeout

Oct 7 @ 10:38PM  
poor little guy
funnywhapper

Oct 7 @ 11:43PM  
i guess the hot dog got caught poking around at the wrong place at the wrong
time, with the wrong person. and got put in the pokey. or the hot dog
got poked right in the eye. cause he did the hokey pokey and the hocus
pocus. he was a little pokey. and he was doing the polka. then her
husband went to oktoberfest where all the poking was going on and
did things that weren't kosher. to him, it was the kosher thing to do.
the lowdown on the showdown at the hoedown. oh, i hate showdowns sometimes.
how confrontational. reminds me of the story of the 'count of monte cristo' by
alexander dumas. its been made in to a movie many times.
Sunshine79

Oct 7 @ 11:44PM  
OK, it was kinda lame.....but still made me laugh!!
Looking4ever

Oct 7 @ 11:48PM  
I like making them throw up.
evild614

Oct 8 @ 12:18AM  
That penis has it easy. Mine owes me money, so I have to beat it every day!
beefygoblin

Oct 8 @ 12:48AM  
Mine has it easy, hasn't had to throw up in any bushes lately thats for sure. Fuckers getting fat. I sure could use some help...

1bunny629

Oct 8 @ 8:26AM  
The first time I can actually say I enjoy swallowing Vomit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
onehornytoad69

Oct 8 @ 1:21PM  
megabassman2821

May 12 @ 10:33PM  
mine threw up about 6:30:00.0 ago , and will again in 1 hr or less.

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A Cucumber, An Olive & A Penis