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posted 10/7/2008 7:15:31 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Q. What is the lightest thing in the world?
A. A penis...even a thought can raise it.


Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A. Erection Sets.



Q. Where do fags park?
A. In the rear.


Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife...
A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.



Q. What does a female snail say during sex?
A. Faster, faster, faster!


Q. What is the noisiest thing in the world?
A. Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.



Q. What's red and blue with a long string?
A. A smurfette with her period.


Q. What do you call an adolescent rabbit?
A. A pubic hair.



Q. Define "Egghead:"
A. What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.


Q. How can you tell if you have acne?
A. If the blind can read your face.



Q. Did you know they just discovered a new use for sheep in New Zealand?
A. Wool!


Q. What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?
A. They just kinda lay there.



Q. What did the woman say to her swimming instructor?
A. "Will I really drown if you take your finger out?"


Q. Why did the lumber truck stop?
A. To let the lumber jack off.



Q. Why did the woman get thrown out of the riding stable?
A. She wanted to mount the horse her way.


Q. Hey, what's sticky, white and falls from the sky?
A. The cumming of the Lord



Q. How did the tugboat get AIDS?
A. It was rear-ended by a ferry.


Q. How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A. A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.



Q. What's the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist?
A. A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.


Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A. Ate something.


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flavorbuster

Oct 7 @ 7:34PM  
I used to have a t-shirt that had 2 skeletons fucking & the words (Together Forever) written on it... Where did that damned shirt get off to These are some good ones
keepinganeyeout

Oct 7 @ 7:36PM  
dont stop now
girlcountry

Oct 7 @ 7:46PM  
Did you hear about the gay whale and the submarine?














he sucked all the semen out!!
paulywalnuts

Oct 7 @ 7:47PM  
Sunshine you are the best
theSkwirl

Oct 7 @ 8:57PM  
sugarnspice005

Oct 7 @ 9:36PM  
Those were good!
funnywhapper

Oct 7 @ 9:46PM  
now that's a good picture. next worry is that all american bank accounts
will be frozen. no one will be allowed to make a withdrawal. in any form.
what if tomorrow there is a run on the banks. everyone goes down
and demands their monies they have deposited be given in cash
right then and there, all at the same time? or like we all
go down and demand refunds of all the crap we've taken for years
and years and years? can ya trust God? no, not really that much.
nature? no, not too much. can ya trust your relatives? your friends?
no, not really that much. can i trust myself? no, not really that much.
so, who can you trust? maybe a principle like 'the future'. it is here
with us in the past, making sure we are okay, to save itself.
funnywhapper

Oct 7 @ 9:49PM  
oh,i forgot, i took out my last forty dollars, and have only three dollars
and thirty six cents in my account now. spent twenty dollars on gas.
a whole five gallons. then lucky and i went to the vista dog park.
yahoo celebrities, gossip. for sewer news. an exclusive gossip
section from sewer news. keep those pipes well maintained.
rescueremedy

Oct 7 @ 11:55PM  
[QUOTEWhat does a female snail say during sex?
A. Faster, faster, faster!
[/quote]


this one hit my funny bone ....i know i`m tired ,but it is cute ...
baldbychoice2kx

Oct 8 @ 12:09AM  
Kudo to you!
Ewe_Wish

Oct 8 @ 12:42AM  
Q. Did you know they just discovered a new use for sheep in New Zealand?
A. Wool!


Shame on you Sunshine...........















dmbchick420

Oct 8 @ 10:10AM  
kudo!
onehornytoad69

Oct 8 @ 1:29PM  

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