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posted 10/7/2008 4:32:53 PM |
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  Sunshine79

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.

Giovanni said, 'Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?'

Luigi said, 'Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down.'

'Whata you mean, Luigi?' asked Giovanni.

'Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia , she pack a biga basket a food.
She brough ta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da luncha basket.

The conductore come aby, waga his finger at us anda say, 'no eat indisa car.
Musta use a dining car.'

So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino!

Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.'
So, we go to cluba car. While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar.

The conductore, he waga is finger again and say, 'No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.'
'We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.

Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore,
he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his a voice...
'Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka Virginia !'

'Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus!'

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theSkwirl

Oct 7 @ 4:46PM  
darned bossy train conductors!
funnywhapper

Oct 7 @ 4:52PM  
i give you an A plus. you get a blue star on it too.
funnywhapper

Oct 7 @ 4:53PM  
i give you an A plus. you get a blue star on it too.
bobbierob

Oct 7 @ 5:18PM  
If only he had tickets to the first class car.......
keepinganeyeout

Oct 7 @ 5:48PM  
i will give it a 2 up
clickedanad2

Oct 7 @ 8:49PM  
here's your greenie
for the grin
baldbychoice2kx

Oct 8 @ 12:11AM  
You gets a cookie. Haven't heard that one before.
evild614

Oct 8 @ 12:15AM  
Should've taken the Darjeeling Limited. You can do whatever the hell you want on that train. Including fuka da stewardessa!
onehornytoad69

Oct 8 @ 11:09AM  
some ppl call it that!!!
onehornytoad69

Oct 8 @ 11:11AM  
"No Fuck" VA, some ppl call it This also!!!
Looking4ever

Oct 8 @ 11:15AM  
"No Fuck" VA, some ppl call it This also!!!

Ah, now it is clear why your are onehornytoad....ever think of moving?

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