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posted 10/7/2008 7:08:57 AM |
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A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH.
QUALIFICATIONS:

1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.

Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"

"Hi," he said, "your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."

"Well then", she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied, "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

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Looking4ever

Oct 7 @ 7:39AM  







clickedanad2

Oct 7 @ 8:03AM  
what she said
1bunny629

Oct 7 @ 8:45AM  
HA! Funny!
Cootiesprayer

Oct 7 @ 8:48AM  
Ok now if i could i would give you 2 more kudos!!! Hilarious!,
dmbchick420

Oct 7 @ 9:16AM  
Good one!
Ewe_Wish

Oct 7 @ 9:38AM  
onehornytoad69

Oct 7 @ 9:47AM  
Now if that didnt make ya laugh....you must be dead!!! thx....
theSkwirl

Oct 7 @ 10:31AM  
CompleteMadness

Oct 7 @ 2:07PM  
That is brilliant.
Sunshine79

Oct 7 @ 4:12PM  
Bet his name was Matt.....LMAO!!!

I want a guy like that too!
keepinganeyeout

Oct 7 @ 6:10PM  

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