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A Sloppy Penguin...LMAO!

posted 10/6/2008 10:42:56 PM |
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A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

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Oct 6 @ 10:49PM  

Oct 6 @ 10:51PM  

Oct 7 @ 12:13AM  

Oct 7 @ 12:16AM  
That is a good one. I don't believe that I have seen it on here before.

Oct 7 @ 12:18AM  
i tried to get the joke, i sorta did. penguins are at the south pole.
not up by alaska and mccain is from arizona. if darwin is correct,
how come no penguins at the north pole? biological determinism?
climatological determinism? they always think that its 'down to a science'.
then they say, scientists now say that they were wrong, cigarettes
are excellent for the health of most people. or liquor is now found
to make one always be in excellent spirits. we recommend drinking
five gallons a week at minimum. or scientists now say that
heroin is very beneficial to all of those in such pain they demand
euthanasia this instant. but be careful, it is addicting. mustn't
have the dying get addicted to heroin. no, no, no, sirree.
they must experience life in the natural state. pain being part of
everyone's life, at all times. its not sadism. its only natural. did you
ever wonder if it hurt real bad, when christ was crucified? i imagine
getting your leg blown off by a grenade, must hurt like hell.
so bad, you can't imagine it, and woulnd't want to. but the military
industrial complex marches on, into space and beyond.

Oct 7 @ 1:19AM  
I just heard a pretty good penguin joke last night...

What do JFK junior and a penguin have in common?

Both look pretty good in a tuxedo and neither can fly worth a damn!

I know...kinda sick, huh?

Oct 7 @ 3:18AM  

Oct 7 @ 9:14AM  

Oct 7 @ 10:22AM  

Oct 7 @ 6:19PM  
Now that is fuckin funny right there
thank you lady!

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