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posted 10/6/2008 9:13:25 PM |
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  dakota323

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Groucho Marx

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Groucho Marx

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx

Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Groucho Marx

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
Groucho Marx

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Groucho Marx

Go, and never darken my towels again.
Groucho Marx

Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx

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Ewe_Wish

Oct 6 @ 9:19PM  
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx


I thought Alimony was the fucking you get for the fucking you got........
Sunshine79

Oct 6 @ 9:21PM  
Wasn't it Benny Goodman that said "Please...take my wife"
dakota323

Oct 6 @ 9:24PM  
Henny Youngman..."Take my wife, please" it is all in the delivery...gotcha you're it
clickedanad2

Oct 6 @ 9:25PM  
"Please...take my wife"
Henny Youngman
1bunny629

Oct 6 @ 9:36PM  
"Dumbass! Move over...I have come to take the DOG!"...who said that?!
Sunshine79

Oct 6 @ 10:17PM  
Rodney Dangerfield said it too.....
1bunny629

Oct 6 @ 10:50PM  
good ol Rodney! that is an old fuck even I would do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clickedanad2

Oct 6 @ 11:25PM  
"You can't have everything...Where would you put it?"

? ? ? ? ?
dakota323

Oct 6 @ 11:28PM  
next to my boats
MUDSHARK450

Oct 7 @ 1:00PM  
Groucho Marx on private clubs:
I would never join a club that would give someone like me a membership
dakota323

Oct 7 @ 1:26PM  
could not have said it better myself

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