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humor is reason gone mad...take my wife...please... posted 10/6/2008 9:13:25 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: humor, sarcastic, picky   dakota323 A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Groucho Marx A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. Groucho Marx A man's only as old as the woman he feels. Groucho Marx A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. Groucho Marx Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. Groucho Marx All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. Groucho Marx Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx Before I speak, I have something important to say. Groucho Marx Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Groucho Marx Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. Groucho Marx From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. Groucho Marx From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. Groucho Marx Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. Groucho Marx Go, and never darken my towels again. Groucho Marx Humor is reason gone mad. Groucho Marx Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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Ewe_Wish	Oct 6 @ 9:19PM
	Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. Groucho Marx I thought Alimony was the fucking you get for the fucking you got........
Sunshine79	Oct 6 @ 9:21PM
	Wasn't it Benny Goodman that said "Please...take my wife"
dakota323	Oct 6 @ 9:24PM
	Henny Youngman..."Take my wife, please" it is all in the delivery...gotcha you're it
clickedanad2	Oct 6 @ 9:25PM
	"Please...take my wife" Henny Youngman
1bunny629	Oct 6 @ 9:36PM
	"Dumbass! Move over...I have come to take the DOG!"...who said that?!
Sunshine79	Oct 6 @ 10:17PM
	Rodney Dangerfield said it too.....
1bunny629	Oct 6 @ 10:50PM
	good ol Rodney! that is an old fuck even I would do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clickedanad2	Oct 6 @ 11:25PM
	"You can't have everything...Where would you put it?" ? ? ? ? ?
dakota323	Oct 6 @ 11:28PM
	next to my boats
MUDSHARK450	Oct 7 @ 1:00PM
	Groucho Marx on private clubs: I would never join a club that would give someone like me a membership
dakota323	Oct 7 @ 1:26PM
	could not have said it better myself