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Why We Should All Be Drunks!!!

posted 10/4/2008 3:18:56 PM |
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  Sunshine79

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To help you better understand the financial crisis in which our country
finds itself, I have attempted to put it in terms common people, like you
and me, can easily understand…..

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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
will have $49.00 today.



If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.



If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.


BUT......

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have
received $214.00.



Based on the above, the best current investment plan is
to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.



A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.



Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.



That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American!

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MUDSHARK450

Oct 4 @ 3:30PM  
Unless you sold the AIG short in which case you would have $967 less the margin interest of 90 dollars or so. Bear markets are quite similar in this regard. Ask anyone who purchased Yahoo in long in1999. Keep a reasonable allocation and stick to it long-term. (boring answer, I know)
ynot7769

Oct 4 @ 3:41PM  
Ewe_Wish

Oct 4 @ 4:19PM  
Why We Should All Be Drunks!!!
Been there, done that......got the t-shirt............oh an the 3 yr coin...........
bluheron

Oct 4 @ 4:20PM  
I really like your idea. I'll do my best to follow your advice.
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 4 @ 4:32PM  
I'm an above average American. Just saying.
flavorbuster

Oct 4 @ 4:37PM  
If you choose to spend time @ a club or bar sober & feel uncomfortable during the course of the night you may consider going to alcoholics rehab center
NightOfOld

Oct 4 @ 4:42PM  

Damn; And I don't drink. You suppose I should start ?
headhunter7722

Oct 4 @ 5:21PM  
time for a refill...........
ynot7769

Oct 4 @ 5:38PM  
If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have
received $214.00.

ummmm....even IF i were from west virginia....that sounds/adds/subtracts like a LOSS of almost $800.00
1bunny629

Oct 4 @ 6:38PM  
Thanks for the info...the cans are stacking up...now I just need my ex to come over and crush them...he was always good for that!
onehornytoad69

Oct 4 @ 7:15PM  

Well Daymn I hate cans!!!
StraddleMyNose

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Oct 4 @ 7:20PM  
Yeah, that's pretty sad
sugarnspice005

Oct 4 @ 7:34PM  
Damn!! I never looked at it that way!


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