Since my pet frogs have left for their winter mud, I've been feeling rather down in the dumps. Even though they showed complete indifference toward my feelings...I still miss them.
However, today I got word that my business...Bort's Panty Emporium...is part of the government bail out package. Fortunately, most of the House of Representatives are clients of mine, along with the Presidential Canadates...hence the consideration. 
As a result of the good news, I have decided to have a party at my amusement park...PantyLand....and of course all of AMD is invited. All the rides will be free of charge, including the infamous PantySling and the G String Rocket.
I will share more details later...yours Professor Pan.T. Borty.
And remember ....vote Bort 2008
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ThePurpleProphet
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Oct 3 @ 10:19PM
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I would like to volunteer myself to be one of the rides. For women only of course.
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Looking4ever
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Oct 3 @ 10:27PM
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Borty! My pet! Oh, how I have missed you! Come ride with me? 
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soft_touch938
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Oct 4 @ 12:41AM
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Can I have my choice of rides??? Hmmmmm??? Do I need a ticket? Where's the end of the line.... I'm gonna forget the bull and just ride the cowboy..... 
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ladybootscooter
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Oct 4 @ 12:51AM
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Free rides sounds pretty good Bort.........but could you come pick up these frogs??? All this damn croaking is starting to get on my nerves!!!!
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NightOfOld
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Oct 4 @ 2:58AM
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" Shee's " I leave you alone for a minute, and you throw a party. Is there a muff
diving contest ?  Or are you serving Frog legs for snacks ? 
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Ewe_Wish
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Oct 4 @ 8:36AM
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I am so glad that you posted a blog so we knew you were ok cause I was going to have the lock smith come in and open the door to my closet.......you hadnt been out in so long I was getting nervous.............and i was running out of panties..... 
Sorry about the frogs.......you knew you weren't going to keep them when they hopped into your life.........and some new ones will hop back in in the spring. 
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theSkwirl
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Oct 4 @ 10:13AM
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Borty Borty, puddin and pie, kissed the Skwirl and made her cry... when the frogs came out to play Borty Borty went away. 
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Sunshine79
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Oct 4 @ 1:54PM
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And here I sit panty-less because I sent all my panties to you for your studies and use.....
So, maybe I can win some back at your amusement park games?
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