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posted 10/2/2008 8:22:34 PM |
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  sugarnspice005


A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an advertisement in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other one a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay one, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house rather than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hour's every day and knew a lot about ranching.



For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, “You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.”

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o’clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her. “Unbutton my blouse and take it off,” she said...

Trembling, he did as she directed. “Now take off my boots.”

He did as she asked, ever so slowly. “Now take off my socks.”

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. “Now take off my skirt.”

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

“Now take off my bra.”

Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, “If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.”



(P.S. I didn't see it coming, either.)

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ynot7769

Oct 2 @ 8:39PM  
sugarnspice005

Oct 2 @ 8:40PM  
Ok, a couple of friends brought to my attention that this is a "repost". So...for those who find it "stale and boring"...not sorry. I obviously missed it the first time around, and thought it was cute.

Ewe_Wish

Oct 2 @ 8:40PM  
“If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.”
Well we know it wasnt Ynot...........he would have just stole her purse.............
ynot7769

Oct 2 @ 8:42PM  
Ok, a couple of friends brought to my attention that this is a "repost". So...for those who find it "stale and boring"...not sorry.
yeah good for you!!

Well we know it wasnt Ynot...........he would have just stole her purse.............

not so!! got my own purse damn it!!
sugarnspice005

Oct 2 @ 8:44PM  
not so!! got my own purse damn it!!

ynot7769

Oct 2 @ 8:56PM  
ok ok ok so it's a man purse
Ewe_Wish

Oct 2 @ 9:07PM  
ok ok ok so it's a man purse
Ok he has a mans purse......moobies (man boobs)..................i just heard he got a cat that he named manny................any connection.....
Ewe_Wish

Oct 2 @ 9:10PM  
OOPs had to come back and give you a kudo for this damn repeat.................
ynot7769

Oct 2 @ 9:11PM  
nope no cat.....now there IS a bita pussy here.............
NightOfOld

Oct 2 @ 9:20PM  

Good thing I wasn't there. I wouldn't know who's purse to steal. Her's or Wnots.

Ewe_Wish

Oct 2 @ 9:20PM  
nope no cat.....now there IS a bita pussy here.............
Man pussy?
Sunshine79

Oct 2 @ 9:20PM  
Ok, a couple of friends brought to my attention that this is a "repost". So...for those who find it "stale and boring"...not sorry. I obviously missed it the first time around, and thought it was cute.

It's still fuckin' funny.....I couldn't imagine some dude stealing my bra. I almost had a gay roomate once....Now I look back and wonder the fun we would have had....
NightOfOld

Oct 2 @ 9:21PM  

Don't worry Ynot, I only steal panties.
ynot7769

Oct 2 @ 9:35PM  
Don't worry Ynot, I only steal panties

kewl.....was startin to worry bout this shit
StraddleMyNose

Oct 2 @ 9:44PM  
Too funny!

Love trhe comments too!
rescueremedy

Oct 2 @ 10:52PM  
cute ... kudo
onehornytoad69

Oct 3 @ 12:21AM  
Still a good one!! Thx!!!

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