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Hopefully this one hasn't been around before....if so, I apologize!

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO

Alabama

Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.



Alaska

11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!



Arizona

But It's A Dry Heat.



Arkansas

Literacy Ain't Everything.



California

By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.



Colorado

If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother



Connecticut

Like Massachusetts,

Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.



Delaware

We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.



Florida

Ask Us About Our Grandkids.



Georgia

We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.



Hawaii

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru

(Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)



Idaho

More Than Just Potatoes...

Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good



Illinois

Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"



Indiana

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free



Iowa

We Do Amazing Things With Corn



Kansas

First Of The Rectangle States



Kentucky

Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names



Louisiana

We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,

But That's Our Tourism Campaign.



Maine

We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster



Maryland

If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It



Massachusetts

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's



Michigan

First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians



Minnesota

10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes



Mississippi

Come And Feel Better About Your Own State



Missouri

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work



Montana

Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,

and Very Little Else.



Nebraska

Iowa stole our motto!!!



Nevada

Hookers and Poker!



New Hampshire

Go Away And Leave Us Alone



New Jersey

You Want A ##$%##! Motto?

I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto

Right here!



New Mexico

Lizards Make Excellent Pets



New York

You Have The Right To Remain Silent,

You Have The Right

To An Attorney...



North Carolina

Tobacco Is A Vegetable



North Dakota

We Really Are One Of The 50 States!



Ohio

At Least We're Not Michigan



Oklahoma

Like The Play, But No Singing



Oregon

Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner



Pennsylvania

Cook With Coal



Rhode Island

We're Not REALLY An Island



South Carolina

Remember The Civil War?

Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet



South Dakota

Closer Than North Dakota



Tennessee

The Edyoocashun State



Texas

Se Hablo Ingles



Utah

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus



Vermont

Ay, Yep



Virginia

Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?



Washington

We have more rain than you do



West Virginia

One Big Happy Family...Really!



Wisconsin

Come Cut The Cheese!



Wyoming

Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

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Looking4ever

Oct 1 @ 2:13PM  
Indiana

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Yeah, but we still have earthquakes!

theSkwirl

Oct 1 @ 4:38PM  
Oregon.. that's Or a Gun!
StraddleMyNose

Oct 1 @ 6:38PM  
Ohio:

Believe it or not we do have a few smart people in each of our 88 counties



West Virginia:

Yes, we wear shoes



Kentucky:

We still have some teeth



sugarnspice005

Oct 1 @ 6:43PM  
First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians

Good thing we get along with Canada or we'd be in some serious trouble.
ynot7769

Oct 1 @ 7:18PM  
and they told me when i got here...hoosiers...as in ''who's yer daddy''??
LilGriz

Oct 1 @ 7:22PM  
Minnesota

10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

You got that right, doncha know. And no.....we don't live in Igloos year round, but the women sure know how to keep us warm....
clickedanad2

Oct 1 @ 8:13PM  
Nevada

Hookers and Poker!

time ta relocate
Sunshine79

Oct 2 @ 12:50AM  
OMG, never seen that before, that was great!!!

Thanks for sharing that! And a greenie!!!

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