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This is the greatest line I have ever heard.,,, and I have heard a fews lines....I was in a bar,,,,not the Pervia Bar, but a local joint...a very handsome young man says to me..."will you be my friend"
"of course, I reply...
he places his keys in my hand, and says "friends dont let friends drive drunk;...we were lover for a year...
That was Brilliant.
I was in a stripclub in Canada once, I stepped outside to have a smoke, and feel an arm around my waist. I look over, and this girl takes the cigarrette out of my mouth, and takes a hit, and asks me to break into her car to get the keys out. Well, I'm drunk enough at this point to do it, so we get to her car, I break into it with an impromtu slimjim(one made from a soda-can), get the car open, She pushes me in the backseat.
Greatest One night stand ever.
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