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For The Men: Weiner Wonderland.........LMAO!!

posted 9/30/2008 10:10:31 PM |
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Ok, since I had a blog for the ladies, how about one for the men. Here's a guy that owns a museum of weiners....Would you be willing to donate yours for display??

May 19th 2008
By Asylum Staff
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When you have a museum containing 261 love muscles, from the elephant's early riser to the sperm whale's skin diver, you expect mankind's mojo to be on display.

After all, we've overpopulated the planet like no other species and our hot popsicles -- which have played a big part in making that happen -- deserve a space in any flesh flute hall of fame.

Sigurdur Hjartarson says the Icelandic Phallological Museum is his labor of love, but obviously he doesn't love men enough. The hall displays preserved penises from 90 different species -- yet not one from a human.

Hjartarson says four men (a German, an American, an Icelander and a Briton) have volunteered to donate the organ after they die. But how long will we have to wait?

There's more about this pecker palace after the jump.

The American donor, 52-year-old Stan Underwood, supplied a written description of his penis -- which he purportedly nicknamed "Elmo" -- for display alongside a life-size plastic mold of the member.

The Icelandic donor, however, may be rethinking his pledge. A 93-year-old from a nearby town, he was "a womanizer in his youth who thought having his penis in the collection might bring him eternal fame." But Hjartarson says the man is concerned his penis is shrinking with age, and that an exhibit of it may not have the intended effect.

Hjartarson started his collection 34 years ago after coming across a bull's member that looked a like a riding crop.

The number of visitors each year is growing -- 60,00 showed up last year to view his johnsons -- and 60 percent of those who came were women (although some may have been faking it).

Question Raised: Would you donate your dong to be displayed in a museum?

Would you donate your organ?

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Sep 30 @ 10:14PM  
up to her............guess if i'm dead i'm not using it ..........

Sep 30 @ 10:21PM  
I'm not sure that's the legacy I want my grandchldren to remember me by . And I'm sure I don't want to be compared to a sperm whale.

Sep 30 @ 10:31PM  
I don't want to be compared to a sperm whale.
or an elephant
or a horse
or a walrus

Sep 30 @ 10:39PM  
being the resourceful person I am...I can make plaster casts...any takers? Show it without loosin it! Don't be scared....

Sep 30 @ 10:43PM  

Sep 30 @ 10:50PM  
I'm thinking I'm going to keep all my pieces. A plaster cast though...

Sep 30 @ 11:00PM  
check out her site

Sep 30 @ 11:19PM  
Eh, I'm probably gonna die alone, why not? I'm giving away the rest of my organs, might as well get some use out of my prick too!

Oct 1 @ 12:30AM  
It's nothing to be ashamed of but it's nothing that should go on display at a museum.

As for the plaster cast...I'd do that cause you can then have a vibrator or dildo made in the shape of it for that special woman. Now, if I could ever find her...

Oct 1 @ 12:57AM!

Oct 1 @ 1:00AM  
if i was a guy, uhh I'd take it with me

Oct 1 @ 8:30AM  
I think there should be collections of dicks shown ya just have to go to capital hill...look MA...a room full! shhhhhhhhhhhhhh honey...and don't point at the dicks....they know not what they want!

Oct 3 @ 9:43PM  
Nah! Mine is small when soft......believe it or not! When I'm dead it would be small...don't think rigormortis will set in.

There is a museum in Russia with Rasputin's huge penis preserved in a jar. Maybe they will sell it to him?

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