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This is probably a repost, but I love it, so here it is!!


The following is a list of children's books that didn't quite make it to the printing press...

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Julie Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Mamma's on crack and I don't care
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

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Looking4ever

Sep 30 @ 7:06PM  
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

You sure this was a children's book? I think it actually was printed for some adults I know.
Ewe_Wish

Sep 30 @ 7:08PM  
Would anyone think someone was warped if they wanted to read some of those books................just asking.........
Looking4ever

Sep 30 @ 7:11PM  
Would anyone think someone was warped if they wanted to read some of those books................just asking.........

Sheep read? Amazing!

Aw, hell, what am I saying? The damn sheep types and steals my human pets! Of course she reads!
bobbierob

Sep 30 @ 7:12PM  
[/QUOTE]You sure this was a children's book? I think it actually was printed for some adults I know. [QUOTE]

I think some on this very site live by the stuff in that book!!

And Ewe, if you want to read 'The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy' then you aren't alone, I am sure
keepinganeyeout

Sep 30 @ 7:17PM  
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
seems like they might like each other
good blog bud
Sunshine79

Sep 30 @ 7:27PM  
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

OMG, don't give this to my kids, they will find all my TOYS!!!
lunanegra

Sep 30 @ 7:49PM  
For once,I don't care if this is a repost,this is funny


23. Your Nightmares Are Real


Isn't that when you hit 30,right?
theSkwirl

Sep 30 @ 7:55PM  
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

Stapufft marshymellers.. I'm just sayin.. you should try it once...
Looking4ever

Sep 30 @ 7:59PM  
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

Stapufft marshymellers.. I'm just sayin.. you should try it once...

Ever try Peeps?
theSkwirl

Sep 30 @ 8:04PM  
One mushymeller was all I ever care to clean out of a nukrowave babe.. it were plenny!
lynxkat

Sep 30 @ 9:39PM  
#24 isn't a book - it's a song. Try it to "Jimmy Crack Corn" (if you're old enough to remember that one) and you'll see!

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