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posted 9/30/2008 12:24:26 PM |
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I thought I would share this with everyone who knows who they are voting for and those who aren't quite sure...yet.
I got it from my daughter...who actually got it from my ex-husband.. I guess he still has a sense of humor after all.........
In the original email there are a few pics of Bill Cosby, but since I am not a gold member, AMD doesn't seem to want to let me post pics... hmmm Oh well, you all know what he looks like and sometimes pics are not the important part.

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:


(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.
We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get. Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.
God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!

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theSkwirl

Sep 30 @ 12:29PM  
I wish we could write him in.. he'd make a far better candidate than any of the actual candidates.
Ewe_Wish

Sep 30 @ 12:34PM  
I wish we could write him in.. he'd make a far better candidate than any of the actual candidates.
AMEN to that!!!!
MUDSHARK450

Sep 30 @ 12:52PM  
onehornytoad69

Sep 30 @ 1:20PM  
I guess he still has a sense of humor after all.........
I didnt read nothing funny!!
AMEN to that!!!!
Amen to that Amen!!!
Cootiesprayer

Sep 30 @ 1:58PM  
If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

"as she grabs the saw blade with the rusty end and slowly starts towards his scrotum area, you can hear the screams"
Sunshine79

Sep 30 @ 4:27PM  
I got no comment.....but just wanted to say HELLO!!!!
Sunshine79

Sep 30 @ 4:28PM  
Oh...and I do support what was said 100%
keepinganeyeout

Sep 30 @ 5:26PM  
(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
you damn right
bobbierob

Sep 30 @ 6:58PM  
All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

AND:

'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.



Excellent........love LOVE love LOVE it!!!

ynot7769

Sep 30 @ 9:38PM  
i'm either voting for you or..................

partytimemary

Sep 30 @ 9:56PM  
Loved it!!! Fantastical... NOW I know who to vote for


Thanks for Sharing!
Kudos!!!
sugarnspice005

Oct 1 @ 12:49AM  
Oh no! Now I'm so confused!!!

I was gonna write in Mickey Mouse for Pres. and Donald Duck for V.P., but I have always loved Bill Cosby...


Damn!! Now I gotta go study this some more..make sure I make the right decision.

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