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  Sunshine79

An atheist was walking through the woods...........

'What majestic trees!'

'What powerful rivers!'

'What beautiful animals!'

He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him.







He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.



He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.






At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'


Time Stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.



As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?'

The atheist looked directly into the light and said, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?'



'Very Well,' said the voice.



The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:





'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

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ThePurpleProphet

Sep 29 @ 8:30PM  
sugarnspice005

Sep 29 @ 8:32PM  



Hey Sunshine! How many blogs does this make now?
metalfreak

Sep 29 @ 8:36PM  
Give us lord our daily manflesh has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?



luapserrot

Sep 29 @ 8:37PM  
Nice
ynot7769

Sep 29 @ 8:37PM  
flavorbuster

Sep 29 @ 8:42PM  
That's why bears shit in the woods & not in my house... Hey I'm not an atheist!!!!
onehornytoad69

Sep 30 @ 12:14AM  
Good one.. thx
sicabulex

Sep 30 @ 12:17AM  
I loved your joke darling! It was hilarious!
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casuallylooking

Sep 30 @ 3:08AM  
Here's a xxx joke for your eyes only:
oops, I read it.... I'm not an atheist, but I been bad, bad, bad.... Does that mean I'm going to get eaten by a griz?
kris83

Sep 30 @ 6:59PM  
Looking4ever

Sep 30 @ 7:03PM  
Does that mean I'm going to get eaten by a griz?

If I had to hazzard a guess? Most likely!
keepinganeyeout

Sep 30 @ 7:12PM  
that hit the spot !

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