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Male & Female Geography.....LMAO!!!

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  Sunshine79

Female Geography

Between 18 and 25-
A woman is like Africa: Wild , naturally beautiful and full of mysterious , fertile deltas.








Between 26 and 34-
A woman is like America : Well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.








Between 35 and 44-
A woman is like India : Sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.







Between 45 and 54-
A woman is like France : Deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.







Between 55 and 60-
A woman is like Yugoslavia : A lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer.







Between 61 and 65-
A woman is like Russia : Vast with undefined frontiers.
The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.







Between 66 and 70-
A woman is like Mongolia : A glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.








After 70-
A woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole: Many know its whereabouts,
but no one dares to venture there......





Male Geography


Between 15 and 90: A man is like CUBA : Ruled by a DICK...…

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ynot7769

Sep 29 @ 8:00PM  
shall i mention my age
Sunshine79

Sep 29 @ 8:10PM  
shall i mention my age

Oh, enlighten us Dammit All, I mean Steve, I mean Ynot!
StraddleMyNose

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Sep 29 @ 8:10PM  
A woman is like Africa:

What, dry? Oh c'mon now, just kidding...
sugarnspice005

Sep 29 @ 8:21PM  
like Cuba? hmmmmmmmmm

Well now..that makes perfect sense!
manwithoutahorse

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Sep 29 @ 8:26PM  
Sorry, but Ithink all women are like Holland, full of beautiful fowers that smell great, are soft and velvety, and a pleasure to the eye.
flavorbuster

Sep 29 @ 8:34PM  
Between 15 & 90 if lucky ,men try to use their dicks.....A man ruled by a dick ....that would be someone gay....
theSkwirl

Sep 29 @ 9:55PM  
Puhleeze a pint of blood rules a man..


I think I'm more like a map of india :D
Looking4ever

Sep 29 @ 10:58PM  
Yeah, like India...yeah, that's me...
onehornytoad69

Sep 30 @ 12:19AM  

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