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  StraddleMyNose



A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'



The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'



The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.



He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'



The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did.'



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1bunny629

Sep 29 @ 6:55PM  
In time of crisis...stay cool.......................luck is on its way! HA! crack me up!
Sunshine79

Sep 29 @ 7:13PM  
LMAO.....that's so mean!!
Sunshine79

Sep 29 @ 7:14PM  
Was that PP that was in the bank and offered up his wife?
StraddleMyNose

Sep 29 @ 7:17PM  
Was that PP that was in the bank and offered up his wife?

Ya know, there's been talk that it was in fact PurpleP.
flavorbuster

Sep 29 @ 7:23PM  
Until death do you part was his escape.. Devilishly clever & cold
1bunny629

Sep 29 @ 7:32PM  
I had to pay my husband to leave...he still just moved across the street after living with me for 6 months after the divorce...who does that? I never would have shot him, but ya get into a situation like the one Straddle brought up, and ya got to think quick! ...just remember to act like you care!
sugarnspice005

Sep 29 @ 7:58PM  


Oh man..that was so wrong!
ynot7769

Sep 29 @ 8:04PM  
he quick thinking or just unhappily married
Cootiesprayer

Sep 29 @ 8:36PM  
ThePurpleProphet

Sep 29 @ 8:39PM  
"No, but wife did" I said. "She's a tattle tale and has a photographic memory". "What's that honey...she says you smell bad too and you're probably a bad aim"
Sunshine79

Sep 29 @ 10:14PM  
No, but wife did" I said. "She's a tattle tale and has a photographic memory". "What's that honey...she says you smell bad too and you're probably a bad aim"

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onehornytoad69

Sep 30 @ 1:07AM  

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