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You Can Be The 'Man Of Your House" Too!!!

posted 9/29/2008 9:47:01 AM |
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  Sunshine79

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE
THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE
'.

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this House and my word is Law.

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous Dessert. After dinner, you are
going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I
want.

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will
wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will
massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress
me and comb my hair?'



Ready??


The wife replied, 'The fuckin' funeral director would be my first
guess!
'

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onehornytoad69

Sep 29 @ 9:53AM  
Good One!!!! Thx
themama

Sep 29 @ 9:57AM  
Good one..
1bunny629

Sep 29 @ 10:18AM  
HA! That's the funniest shit i have ever heard!...I guess it could go both ways?!
girlcountry

Sep 29 @ 10:30AM  


That was good!! Thanks for the laugh!!
dmbchick420

Sep 29 @ 10:36AM  
LOL That would be my reply too!

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