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posted 9/28/2008 7:17:09 PM |
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Ok....I don't mean to steal anyones thunder here, but Flavorbuster's blog reminded me of a memory I'd like to forget.

I was in 10th grade. I was on the rag. That nite before school, I had taken a shower. I reached into the closet to grab a towel and upon pulling the towel out, I had dropped something, but didn't know what it was or where it was so I shut the closet door. The next morning, I grabbed a pad from the closet and went to school. Right before lunch, I excused myself to go to the girl's room and put on this fresh pad. I return back to class and sit down. All in the sudden, my crotch feels like ice. Like burning ice. I didn't know what the fuck was going on. I ran from the classroom and into the bathroom. I yanked the pad from my panties. I grabbed tons of hand towels to make a makeshift pad and I left the girls room and called my mom crying to come get me. I told her what happened and she laughed her ass off. It wasn't funny, my pussy felt icy!!

I get home, run to the bathroom and look in the box. The thing I had knocked over was a small glass bottle of menthol that you put in the vaporizer. It had dropped and broke into my box of pads.

It took my mother alot not to piss herself.....I didn't find this humorous at all.

I figured since Flavorbuster shared, I'd share a little funny too.

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Sep 28 @ 7:21PM  
I cannot imagine what that would be like.

Sep 28 @ 7:27PM  
Well one thing about it...........if I guy went down on you that day..........he would have minty smelling breath afterwards................

Sep 28 @ 7:33PM  

Sep 28 @ 7:33PM  
Yes Ewe, but I don't think his tongue would ever forget

Sep 28 @ 7:49PM  
ewww now THAT would hurt like hell

Sep 28 @ 7:57PM  
Interesting. Very interesting.

Sep 28 @ 8:00PM  
talk about minty fresh
do you sprinkle the stuff on your toys now?
that could be fun
tie you down
ice your toys
and let the games begin

Sep 28 @ 8:02PM  
I don't think inserting is an option!

Sep 28 @ 8:31PM  
LMAO That is funny as shyt. That actually reminds me of a story, mabe I will share it in a blog.

Sep 28 @ 8:33PM  
Never knew a pussy had a thermostat.... Icy + hot, to control your vaginas tempature Nevermind I'm being silly

Sep 28 @ 8:41PM  
Paging Shawn to the thread,white courtesy phone...paging Shawn to the thread,white courtesy phone.

Sep 28 @ 9:26PM  
Crest is a cool refreshing feeling too.. just sayin...

Sep 28 @ 9:54PM  
Crest is a cool refreshing feeling too.. just sayin...
Vicks vapor rub.........does too...................or so i have heard.............

Sep 28 @ 10:55PM  
I am sorry!!! Was your pussy numb for a week or two!????

Sep 28 @ 11:09PM  
Hmmm...I'm not sure why this story turns me on...

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