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Grouchy Family, Huh?

posted 9/28/2008 4:15:36 PM |
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  Sunshine79

A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question, 'How did I get here?'


Her mother told her, 'God sent you.'

'Did God send you, too?' asked the child.

'Yes, Dear,' the mother replied.

'What about Grandma and Grandpa?' the child persisted.

'He sent them also,' the mother said.

'Did he send their parents, too?' asked the child.

'Yes, Dear, He did,' said the mother patiently.

'So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years?
No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here.'



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flavorbuster

Sep 28 @ 4:22PM  
You are just full of funnies
Ewe_Wish

Sep 28 @ 4:26PM  
No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here.
Might explain some of the grouchiness around here too..............
onehornytoad69

Sep 28 @ 5:14PM  
ynot7769

Sep 28 @ 7:11PM  
who's grouchy???

who the hell ya'll calling grouchy
Ewe_Wish

Sep 28 @ 7:16PM  
who the hell ya'll calling grouchy
Shit WHO turned the BEAST loose....................run i tell you...............run for the hills......................
JangoFett15

Sep 28 @ 8:14PM  
That was funny.
ynot7769

Sep 28 @ 8:25PM  
Shit WHO turned the BEAST loose....................run i tell you...............run for the hills..............


you ain't seen nuthin YET
Ewe_Wish

Sep 28 @ 8:37PM  
you ain't seen nuthin YET

OMG I'm Scared.............someone hold me..... No not you purpleprophet and put those damn shears down............geezzzzzzzz

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Grouchy Family, Huh?