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posted 9/28/2008 10:35:12 AM |
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  Sunshine79

This woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the tv, eat dinner, and sit some more. He would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care of. This frustrated the woman quite a bit.

One day the toilet stopped up. When her husband got home, she said sweetly, "Honey, the toilet is clogged. Would you look at it?"

Her husband snarled, "What do I look like? The Tidy-Bowl man?" and sat down on the sofa.

The next day, the garbage disposal wouldn't work. When her husband got home she said, very nicely, "Honey, the disposal won't work. Would you try to fix it for me?"

Once again, he growled, "What do I look? Mr. Plumber?"

The next day, the washing machine was on the blink. When her husband got home, she steeled her courage and said, "Honey, the washer isn't running. Would you check on it?"

And again she was met with a snarl, "What do I look like? The Maytag repairman?"

Finally, she had had enough. The next morning, the woman called three repairmen to fix the toilet, the garbage disposal, and the washer.

When her husband got home, she said, "Honey, I had the repairmen out today."

He frowned, "Well, how much is that going to cost?"

"Well, honey, they all said I could pay them by baking them a cake or having sex with them."

"Well, what kind of cakes did you bake them?"

She smiled. "What do I look like, BETTY CROCKER?"

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ynot7769

Sep 28 @ 10:48AM  
i know were this MY house she makes damn good cupcakes...just sayin......
onehornytoad69

Sep 28 @ 11:05AM  
Cute.... thanks!!!
themama

Sep 28 @ 11:22AM  
ynot7769

Sep 28 @ 11:39AM  
now IF i were the handyman...............
1bunny629

Sep 28 @ 12:05PM  
Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA!!! even Betty Crocker should get laid now and then! I guess her husband comes home from work and looks at the dinner table and says...What?! Cake Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!, needless to say he forgot the oven had quit working the day before...and didn't notice the repair man and Betty sittin there all naked and smiling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...Thanks Sunshine for getting my imagination in jumpstart mode again!
ynot7769

Sep 28 @ 12:23PM  
does all this mean Betty Crocker gits fucked for cupcakes??
shyone_4u699

Sep 28 @ 2:33PM  
Ynot7769.......I don't think it's about Betty Crocker and cupcakes. LOL. I think this one is about some asshole getting what he deserved.
keepinganeyeout

Sep 28 @ 3:15PM  

thank ya gal
i needed that!
flavorbuster

Sep 28 @ 3:17PM  
Seems like she would rather exert energy on sex rather than sweating in the kitchen
theSkwirl

Sep 28 @ 3:40PM  
Oh snap! And there I was bakin cake... looks like I missed yet one more opportunity.
ynot7769

Sep 28 @ 3:46PM  
Oh snap! And there I was bakin cake... looks like I missed yet one more opportunity.

wanna see what i'd/we'd trade for your baked goods?
Ewe_Wish

Sep 28 @ 3:55PM  
wanna see what i'd/we'd trade for your baked goods?
I have seen what you two have to offer.............. bet I could give Skwirl a better trade..............................just saying
Ewe_Wish

Sep 28 @ 3:58PM  
thank ya gal
i needed that!

Hmmmmm thats the same thing you told me last night Sugar Britches......
ynot7769

Sep 28 @ 4:10PM  
bet I could give Skwirl a better trade..............................

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