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Cute Signs.....LMAO!!!

posted 9/26/2008 10:32:28 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
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In a Podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all heels.'
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
'Yesterday's Meals on Wheels'
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At a Proctologist's door:
'To expedite your visit please back in.'
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On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'
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On another Plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..'
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On a Church's Billboard:
'7 days without God makes one weak.'
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
'Invite us to your next blowout.'
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At a Towing company:
'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'
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On an Electrician' s truck:
'Let us remove your shorts.'
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In a Non-smoking Area:
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
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On a Maternity Room door:
'Push. Push. Push.'
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At an Optometrist' s Office:
'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
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On a Taxidermist' s window:
'We really know our stuff.'
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On a Fence:
'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'
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At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
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In a Veterinarian' s waiting room:
'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
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In a Restaurant window:
'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.'
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'
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At a Propane Filling Station:
'Thank heaven for little grills.'
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And don't forget the sign at a
Chicago Radiator Shop:
'Best place in town to take a leak.'

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lilmanintheboat

Sep 26 @ 10:39PM  
'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
so...HA! I guess that is the new site evryone we have been missing are hanging at....?
CompleteMadness

Sep 26 @ 10:39PM  
I saw one on a Truck once.

"DIVORCE SPECIAL
Wife is divorcing me.
Selling for $14,000
28mpg, fully equipped.
RATHER GET SCREWED BY YOU,
THAN RAPED BY HER!"
flavorbuster

Sep 26 @ 10:43PM  
funny Is jones male or female
Sunshine79

Sep 26 @ 10:48PM  
funny Is jones male or female


I assume a male....I hope.

Or it's some lesbian brute!!
baldbychoice2kx

Sep 26 @ 11:30PM  
I've seen a similar list before. Funny stuff!
onehornytoad69

Sep 26 @ 11:56PM  
Verry Good!! THX!
beefygoblin

Sep 27 @ 1:12AM  
http://www.fugly.com/pictures/4553/fugly40404242.html
keepinganeyeout

Sep 27 @ 7:53PM  
damn funny shit there lass
earthquake501

Sep 29 @ 11:26AM  
a local "mom and pop" grocery store had a sign in the window -
You can't beat our meat.

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