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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, 'I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?' Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'

God said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.' God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.

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girlcountry

Sep 26 @ 10:57AM  


That was cute!!
Looking4ever

Sep 26 @ 10:58AM  
Sunshine79

Sep 26 @ 11:15AM  
And that's the truth!
onehornytoad69

Sep 26 @ 11:16AM  
Thx!!!!!!!!!!
Wordsofwit

Sep 26 @ 11:50AM  
Funny and fresh!!!! Greenie for ya!!!!!
hopon

Sep 26 @ 3:33PM  
that is soooo damn funny!
CompleteMadness

Sep 26 @ 5:43PM  
My inner nerd has one thing to say about this.

Pwnt!
theSkwirl

Sep 26 @ 6:11PM  
aaaaaaactually old and moldy but still good!!!

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