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Mortician & Schwartz posted 9/26/2008 9:32:58 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: funny, joke, sunshine   Sunshine79 A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! 'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.' So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home. 'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. 'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!' Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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1bunny629	Sep 26 @ 10:02AM
	Well that is one way of finding out...
Looking4ever	Sep 26 @ 10:37AM
	Let me laugh before Bruce comes and pisses all over your joke...
1bunny629	Sep 26 @ 10:46AM
	That was funny...Sunshines last blog has a guy trying to take Bruces job... I've heard that one before, that one's great. ...don't know why, but I guess everyone likes a title?!
onehornytoad69	Sep 26 @ 11:19AM
	I'm Glad I'm Average... Sometimes! Thanks Lady!!!
hopon	Sep 26 @ 3:34PM
	I guess her cover is blown now!!! too funny!
theSkwirl	Sep 26 @ 6:10PM
	er.... OOPS!
evild614	Sep 26 @ 8:22PM
	Yup.. true what they say about Jews.
baldbychoice2kx	Sep 26 @ 9:09PM
	Poor Mr. Schwartz.