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Mortician & Schwartz

posted 9/26/2008 9:32:58 AM |
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  Sunshine79

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
about to be cremated,
and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part
he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician
commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated
with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.'

So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase,
and took it home.

'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife,
opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed,
'Schwartz is dead!'

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1bunny629

Sep 26 @ 10:02AM  
Well that is one way of finding out...
Looking4ever

Sep 26 @ 10:37AM  
Let me laugh before Bruce comes and pisses all over your joke...
1bunny629

Sep 26 @ 10:46AM  
That was funny...Sunshines last blog has a guy trying to take Bruces job...
I've heard that one before, that one's great.
...don't know why, but I guess everyone likes a title?!
onehornytoad69

Sep 26 @ 11:19AM  
I'm Glad I'm Average... Sometimes!
Thanks Lady!!!
hopon

Sep 26 @ 3:34PM  
I guess her cover is blown now!!! too funny!
theSkwirl

Sep 26 @ 6:10PM  
er.... OOPS!
evild614

Sep 26 @ 8:22PM  
Yup.. true what they say about Jews.
baldbychoice2kx

Sep 26 @ 9:09PM  
Poor Mr. Schwartz.

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