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Baby Oil & Talcum Powder

posted 9/25/2008 9:56:41 PM |

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Sunshine79

A woman was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband opening the front door.

'Hurry!' she said, 'Stand in the corner.'

She rubbed baby oil all over him,
then dusted him with talcum powder.

'Don't move until I tell you,'
she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.'

'What's this?' the husband inquired
as he entered the room.

'Oh it's a statue,' she replied.
'The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.'

No more was said,
not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up,
went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

'Here.' he said to the statue, 'Have this....
I stood like that for two days at the Smiths
and nobody offered me a damned thing.'

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sugarnspice005

Sep 25 @ 10:15PM

cute!

CompleteMadness

Sep 25 @ 10:30PM

I've heard that one before, that one's great.

theSkwirl

Sep 25 @ 10:44PM

funnywhapper

Sep 25 @ 10:47PM

wanna sleep over tonight? song-imaginary lover. song-dream, dream, dream
drfeam lover etc. i'll dream about you tonight. but in the morning
i'll probably wish i never woke up. cause that's when the bubble bursts,
and its just a dream and in reality i wake up to a nightmare.

headhunter7722

Sep 25 @ 11:44PM

<---------- chokes on talcum powder and passes out..........

onehornytoad69

Sep 26 @ 2:47AM

Good one.. thx!

max49

Sep 26 @ 8:22AM

soft_touch938

Sep 26 @ 9:09AM

New one for me...my first morning laugh...thanks!

dmbchick420

Sep 26 @ 10:07AM

LOL

Cootiesprayer

Sep 26 @ 4:43PM

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