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posted 9/25/2008 11:26:50 AM |
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  dmbchick420

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.”

“What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

“Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?”

“Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.”

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: “There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?”

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.”

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G! , and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen!

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theSkwirl

Sep 25 @ 11:39AM  
I wear the pagan type.. let em breath!
shyone_4u699

Sep 25 @ 12:02PM  
Thanks for the information, DC420. I learned something about bras today
1bunny629

Sep 25 @ 12:22PM  
I wear...The "I have Never had a Baby" type...which means if you feel mine you think your a pediphile!
manwithoutahorse

Sep 25 @ 12:49PM  
Having worked for both the Catholic Church and The Salvation Army I must say the topic of bras hardly ever came up. But now I'm self-employed, and would love to check out Bunny's brand
Cootiesprayer

Sep 25 @ 8:33PM  
Hey what if you are between sizes? good laugh dmbchick.
sugarnspice005

Sep 25 @ 10:23PM  
Proud of my "can't complain"

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